Olympic Rower Denies Boner During Medal Ceremony: ‘I Swear It’s Not Erect’

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Henrik Rummel, the U.S. rower who appeared to be sporting a boner while receiving his bronze medal yesterday, claims that his penis was flaccid during the medal ceremony. Rummel spoke out on the internet’s chief boner website, Reddit, which he has previously used to discuss Game of Thrones:

“This is me and I swear it’s not erect! I don’t know why it ended up in that position but there you go.”

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He also provided a picture to prove his identity. Whoever the lady in the picture is, she looks pretty happy.

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13 COMMENTS

  1. Its nice to see that circumcision is still strong in the U.S, mm look at all those mushroom tips 😉

  2. well i say if its not hard..then damn his shorts r to tight…lol very hot man…like to see it when it is hard….

  3. he did cover it with the flowers towards the end of the ceremony. he knew something was going on down there! 😉

  4. “I don’t know why it ended up in that position …”?!?

    One thing a man knows is what his cock is doing at all times, and why it’s doing it. In fabric that tight, Henrik’s cock doesn’t just “slip” upward without his knowledge — it needs to be put there, as his other three teammates obviously learned.

    Granted, Henrik’s cock may not be hard. He might just be hung like a horse. But he did intentionally decide on dressing “up” rather than “down,” no matter what he says now.

    And in fairness to his teammates, their cocks are pretty much “on display,” too. Don’t tell me whoever designed those incredibly tight shorts didn’t know what he/she was doing.

    Imagine an Olympic athlete, after all the years of training, hard work, talent and determination, at the pinnacle of his life, having to publicly discuss his cock’s behavior instead of savoring his victory. His parents must be so proud.

    Also imagine Jesse Owens, Eric Heiden, Mark Spitz or Greg Louganis talking about their cocks. My, how times have changed.

  5. he “might” be hung but when it is up like that u know he could have fixed himself…but anyway his team mates dont look hung at all…he takes the whole cake lol

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