Squirt.org member phil9325, our certified travelling slut, is our regular kink festival goer. So far, he has taken us to Darklands 2025, together with other fetish events, including Folsom in gay San Francisco. Let’s get ourselves ready to venture to Berlin for a weekend full of fetish at Easter Berlin.

Willkommen! I am back in one piece after a whole weekend in gay Berlin for their fetish festival Easter Berlin! I can say that I have survived one of the craziest parties and events I have ever attended, so get ready to read all about it.

I have already taken you to Berlin many times, so if you want to learn more about where to stay and things to do, you can check my journal review of Berlin.

Learn some German words, stretch your hole, put on your boots, and get ready to explore the weekend that is Easter Berlin.

What is Easter Berlin?

Being one of the kinkiest cities in the world, Berlin is not short of events were you can embrace your full inner slut. The two main events that take place are Easter Berlin and Folsom Berlin. If you ask around, most leather daddies will agree that Easter Berlin is kinkier and gayer as it is not as “famous” as San Fran Folsom, so you get to connect with kinkier gays. 

That said, the event’s name tells you when this takes place. This year, the Easter Berlin ran from April 17 to April 21. 

Unlike Dore Alley in San Francisco, Easter Berlin has events throughout the city and a tiny fair that runs all weekend rather than a full fair on Sunday that extends for blocks around the gayborhood. 

When you arrive, you may wonder where to find all of the action or how to meet others. The best bet is to head down to Schöneberg and explore the fair and the kink stores around it. 

What events should I plan to attend during Easter Berlin?

I arrived in Berlin on Thursday and left on Tuesday, so I got a decent taste of the weekend events. 

From dance parties to sex parties, Easter Berlin offers it all. One thing to consider is that these events put a sticker over your camera, so you cannot take pictures or videos. You will need to use your imagination for what I tell you.

Naked Night at Lab.oratory

Thursday has one of the best activities to get you started, naked night at Lab.oratory. I have told you about Lab before here, but this night is way different for Easter Berlin. 

Unlike a regular night at Lab, when the doors open for two hours and close if they reach capacity before that, Easter Berlin Naked Night has five times the capacity. The doors stay open all night, so you can go anytime before closing (which tends to be around 9:00 AM). 

Since it is Berlin, you need to be prepared to wait in line, but I can assure you, it is worth it. 

Once you get in, be ready to be patted down and searched. From here, you will head upstairs to the coat-check area, where it is mandatory to be fully naked. 

Once you are ready to explore, head to the basement and enter the maze that is Lab. If you have been here before, Lab opens two extra areas for this, giving you endless possibilities to play. There is also a dancefloor if your vibe is to just shake your ass and cock to some techno. 

I decided to venture to the new areas and wasted no time on getting my dick sucked by some hungry sub bottoms (and yes, I am entering my top era now). Lab’s “jungle” area offered dark corners and lots of gay sex slings. It was a great space to get started with some hungry bottoms ready to take some cock. 

I may have been jet-lagged that day, but I made my travels worth it by staying until 6:00 AM and playing with at least 20 dudes that night. Be sure not to go too hard on your first day, as you need to survive the whole weekend.

Friday night at Revolver

For Friday, you should rest during the day and get your hole and cock ready for Revolver at Club Ost. 

Before heading here, however, I was lucky enough to be invited to a 40+ person orgy (which was filmed so you may see me in a video somewhere); this was a great way to get my hornyness started and to have a group of males to venture to this party with; nothing makes friends like opening your hole!

Unlike events at Lab, you must get tickets for Revolver, which prevents you from waiting in line for hours. Regardless of this, be prepared to wait for the dreaded coat-check. And yes, as always, this is a nightmare but you have to wear a slutty outfit with our ass out if you want to have fun. 

Club Ost offers three levels of fun! The first level is a bar and dance floor with one of the craziest lights I have ever experienced. Even if you are not drinking or doing drugs, these lights will leave you feeling high and disoriented, so be ready for the experience they provide with the music. 

If you feel horny, the second floor offers a smaller dancefloor and a darkroom full of cages so you have something to grab when getting railed. I didn’t play much in this area as it was too small, but I did manage to get a few loads at the beginning of the night.

Now, your best bet here is the third floor. A whole floor dedicated to sex! There are tons of fuck benches, slings and couches for you to fuck all night until the sun comes up. 

I spent most of my night here taking and giving cocks. I honestly didn’t keep count of how many guys I played with but it was A LOT! Be sure to explore the different areas as the men are exponentially hot and hung everywhere and you don’t want to miss out on good dick!

What about Snax? The infamous gay sex party

If there is a primary reason I attended Easter Berlin, it was for the famous Snax party. 

If you have ever wanted to get into Berghain, this is the time to do so. Snax takes place twice a year (for Easter Berlin and in November) and it is when Berghain and Lab connect inside and allow only men in for 18 hours of non-stop partying and sex.

For Easter, Snax is themed as a gear/leather party, so you must wear enough gear to be let in (a harness won’t cut it, so make sure to gear up). 

As you can see, my friend got turned around for not having enough leather, and you don’t want to make it to Berlin to not get into this event.

Like my experience at Naked Night, you must arrive a few hours before they open and wait a long time in line, but trust me, it is worth it. 

My group and I arrived at 8:00 PM and did not arrive until 1:00 AM, so be sure to bring water, snacks, and anything else you may need. Also, do not jump the line as security is everywhere, and if you get caught, you will be sent to the back.

Once you are in, get ready to let loose and enjoy one of the craziest experiences of your life. First, tour the venue and take it all in, as it can be overstimulating. I was surprised by the space and lights, but I got accustomed to the place after a while.

Another thing to note is that people may be using different substances, so be sure to be OK with their behaviour and not to shame others for their use of drugs or alcohol. Everyone is there for the same reasons as you, to have a great time and experience, and to experience as many cocks as possible.

My recommendation is to spend a bit of time in each area either dancing or fucking! The lobby where Lab and Beghain connect is probably where I spent the most time, as you have tons of slings and a bar, and the music is not as loud, so you can hear all of the bottoms moaning. Find yourself a fuckbuddy and get that hole open and loaded. 

I think I was on a sling and fuck bench for most of the night taking fists and loads. 

After 8 hours at the venue, I decided it was finally time to experience the Berghain dancefloor, which is already quite an experience—mayhem, you could say. 

Be sure to bring earplugs because I have never been to a place where the music is that loud, but it is part of the whole experience, mixed with the lights and sexy men in gear. Be prepared to be sandwiched between other people and not to move. It is also a great space just to put your dick in some hungry bottom or to meet other gays who want to play to the dungeon area next to the dancefloor.  

I met some Chicago gays who were horny as hell so we made a group orgy on the dancefloor and then took the kinkier ones to the sling section for some extra fun. 

Once you decide to leave, wear sunglasses because the sun will be on your face that Sunday afternoon, and birds will sing in your ear.

And what other things can I do for the rest of the weekend?

If you survived Snax and are still horny for more, I would recommend you check out the bathhouse Boiler! It is a fantastic place that guarantees you will get fucked and loaded by sexy Germans and tourists alike. 

Now, if you still want to take part in the Easter Berlin celebrations, then you must check out the leather social on Sunday and Monday night at Prinzknecht—a leather bar for men only! This is the place to socialize and drink beer! If you also have an itch to scratch, the whole basement of this place is a massive dark room, so you best believe I got my last few loads here before heading back home! 

One big reminder for all of these events is cash! Most Berlin events and bars do not take cards, so come prepared!

Remember to Stay Protected

Before any slutty trip, please get tested to keep others safe and not to be a superspreader. Keep that PreP and Doxy PeP prescription up to date and be safe!

Should I plan to attend Easter Berlin?

You must experience a weekend festival at least once, especially Snax! I think I can say that I will measure events from now on, such as before and after Snax! It is hard to explain what happens inside Berghain/Lab, but take my word that it will make you party and enjoy public sex differently!

Until my next kinky event, and from some sex party near you!

Phil XO

X/Twitter: Philduchampxxx1

Instagram: Philduchamp1 

We’ve all seen the videos, right? A huge boat, somewhere in the Caribbean or the Mediterranean –  rammed with gay guys wearing not much at all. If you’re thinking logically, you will probably decide that it’s too much – that it’s not for you. But if your dick is twitching then you might just be a little bit cruise-curious.

Here’s what you need to know.

What is a gay cruise?

While cruising for some man-on-man action is a time-honoured tradition that we all have a duty to continue to uphold, in this context we’re talking about getting on an actual boat and hitting the high seas for your vacation.

Your gay cruise experience will vary depending on which travel company you book with. But the quintessential gay cruise is a men-only experience that provides you with unlimited opportunities to hook up with new guys while experiencing whatever destinations are on your itinerary.

How does a gay cruise differ from a typical gay vacation?

The think about a gay cruise is that everything you need is right on your doorstep – not just the men, but your meals, the bars, the entertainment, and the parties are all within easy reach of the cabin where you sleep.

In many ways, a cruise gives you the best of both worlds – everything that happens on the boat as well as opportunities to explore each destination with off-ship excursions and activities such as parasailing, diving, and wildlife encounters.

Will I meet gay, bi and queer males to hookup with on a gay cruise?

When you’re travelling, the best way to meet local guys is often by visiting gay sex bathhouses or gay sex clubs. On a gay cruise, the logistics get a lot simpler – everyone that you want to meet is right there, on your doorstep.

That abundance of choice can sometimes be a double-edged sword – everyone is chasing something, everyone is chasing someone.

A good strategy is to put the technology to work – fire up Squirt, the #1 gay hookup app – send some DMs and start some conversations with the other guys on board. Having already established a connection makes it easier to seal the deal than if you’re starting cold.

What is the “dick deck”?

While it’s generally not an official designation, it won’t take you long to figure out that there’s a particular part of the boat where guys go when they’re horny and looking for action. The dick deck.

You’ll often find the dick deck at the top level of the boat, or somewhere that’s a bit tucked away without much through traffic.

The energy of the dick deck is a bit like the gay clothing optional resorts like in Fort Lauderdale or Palm Springs. Imagine that – but at sea. Hot, right?

What type of gay cruise company should I go with? 

While it’s important to do your research, there’s a couple of major travel brands that specialise in the gay cruise market.

1. Atlantis Events: 

Atlantis cruises kind of set the standard for all the gay cruise stereotypes that flood our social media. The infamy of Atlantis cruises is amplified by the gay XXX OnlyFans creators who bring onboard their best camera equipment to film porn,

2. VACAYA: 

VACAYA position themselves as a more diverse and inclusive experience than the traditional all-male, all-gay cruises that are generally a bit of a sex-fest. You’re still going to be able to find plenty of sex on a VACAYA boat but it is likely to be a bit less in-your-face.

3. Out Adventures: Out Adventures markets itself towards an older demographic with more of a focus on travel experiences and interesting destinations than all-night parties. Their trip to Greece in September is one of their most popular.

When is the best time to go on a gay cruise?

The timing of your trip will largely be shaped by the destinations that you want included on your itinerary. For example, if it’s a Mediterranean trip then it needs to be in the European summer. If you’re heading to the Caribbean, you’ll want to avoid cyclone season.

What should I pack and wear for my first gay cruise, and how can I prepare for gay hookups on a boat?

When it comes to packing, you need to be thinking not only about what you’re going to wear but also the sex-essentials that you might need on your expedition.

For example, make sure that you’ve refilled your PrEP and DoxyPEP prescriptions as you won’t have easy access to medications aboard. If you need a checklist, our top gay sex vacation travel essentials can also be found here.

You might want to pack some gay sex toys or any bondage or BDSM gear, but be conscious of which airports you might be transiting through – I once had a dildo confiscated in Doha airport, which was a humiliating experience.You might be wise to leave gay shibari bondage gear at home.

Probably what you’ll need to think most carefully about is what you’re going to wear. Packing your best gay swimsuits is a good starting point but most gay cruises will have a different themed party each night – you’re going to want to make sure that you’re on theme and matching the vibe. You might imagine that it’s all going to be gay underwear parties, but making a good impression at the theme parties is a great way to start conversations and connect with other guys.

Also, don’t forget to pack your gym gear – the on-board gym is a great way to make connections.

Is gay sex on vacation different from regular gay sex?

It’s pretty much a scientific fact that sex on vacation is top-tier. There’s something about being in a different location, a different head-space, that means that you’re more relaxed and more in touch with your body.

Perhaps it’s also that you’re surrounded by guys that are all new to you – these aren’t the same faces that you usually see on the grid of your gay cruising app. You’ve got a smorgasbord of fresh cock ready to be sampled.

But wherever you are in the world, the mechanics of man-on-man sex are pretty much the same. You need to be looking after your health. You want to feel clean and confident. You want to feel desired. You want someone to spit in your face and call you a good boy.

See you on the dick deck?