THE BRO NETWORK: You slip back in from your “workout,” quiet as a ninja with a protein shake. And sure enough, there he (Seb Leblan) is, going at it solo, a big pink dildo shoved deep in his ass, totally convinced you’re 10 floors down doing crunches.
You let him go a little longer before making a sound, just enough for that perfect moment when he realizes he’s not alone. His head snaps up, eyes wide, face burning. He’s home early… and so are you. Fair play. He’d probably sound even better with the real thing in his ass. Welcome home, roomie!
