It’s that time of the week again, when hump day has passed you by and Friday is doing a sexy strip tease from one calendar square away. More importantly, it’s time for another sizzling instalment of #ThrowbackThursday (or #TBT, as the in-crowd are calling it).

This week we’re bringing you some of the hottest guys from the 70s and 80s. This means body hair. This means thick, cumming cocks. This means the occasional upper lip fuzz. Last week we got a more nineties focused mix for you guys, so we’re going back a little further this time around. Don’t forget to leave a comment down below! Here is the latest gallery of some old porn:

1. This stud “moustache” you a question: Will you suck his dick?

2. Jockstraps are a timeless part of any good porn. Especially in a nice bright white.

3. If he wears those shades while you blow him, how will you see his eyes roll back in pleasure?

4. Fellow cop or cock-sucking criminal? The upper lip hair says cop, but being that sexy should be criminal.

5. Five. That’s how many cocks he wants to suck tonight.

6. This is his way of saying he wants to fuck you.

7. This guy looks like he was pretty serious about getting laid.

8. They say blonds have more fun. I guess we’ll have to catch up with this stud and find out if they did back then, too.

9. We’ve included this picture so that you would know what kind of butt a ten-is. Get it? Ten is… Tennis… Anyway, here’s a hot ass:

10. Would you rather be the top or the bottom?

11. I guess you could say the 80s was like a “hole” different time.

12. This stud’s name is Sky Dawson. His scene partners were always told to reach for the sky. I guess you could say they did big things.

13. Both these guys have pretty nice bodies… overall. See what we did there?

14. Outdoor sex has always been a group activity.

15. He’s just disappointed this is the last picture in the series.

Which picture was your favourite? Leave a comment down below.

Valentine’s Day is surrounded by a lot of hype. If you have a significant other then you are expected to buy the gifts, do the gestures, and get the flowers. If you don’t, then you have a few more options. You can live an exciting night a single person, live a boring night as a single person, or a very sad night as a single person. Ultimately, Valentine’s Day can only go so many ways. Here are 5 kinds of day you could be having this February 14th:

1. The Romantic Evening

This is for the taken guys out there. You and your partner go for dinner, exchange cards, and hopefully at some point get some love making in. Every year, sex advice columnist Dan Savage gives an important piece of advice: fuck first. Before you go for dinner, before the romantic evening begins, have sex. Otherwise, once you’ve filled yourselves with food and wine, you may be too exhausted to fuck. This can put a damper on the evening – especially if one of you is in the mood, but the other isn’t. So before you go out to eat, eat some ass!

2. The Hookup

You’re not looking for a lovey dovey evening. But you wouldn’t mind a little company. Loneliness isn’t just romantic. Some days you just need a good fuck – and Valentine’s Day is no exception. Plenty of guys will turn to Squirt.org today looking to get lucky. It doesn’t have to be intimate. It can be a raunchy, steamy one-time encounter. Celebrate the 14th with a good 69.

3. The Cruise

Sometimes you don’t want to go through the chitchat required to arrange a hookup. You have to comb through profiles, get a dialogue going, and swap pictures. With cruising you can skip all of that. Just make eye contact, whip out your cock, and get right to it. Some of your best options for Valentine’s day are the bathhouse, the gym, and porn theatres.

4. The Threesome

This applies largely to couples, although single guys – today is a great day for menage-a-trois too. What’s a better gift to your partner than bringing home a sexy stud who is ready to suck their cock? If you want to make it extra special, have the guy be ready, naked, and wearing a bow. Disclaimer: this probably isn’t a good idea unless you’ve openly discussed a threesome before. But, it’s a great idea if you have!

5. The Solo

When it comes down to it, Valentine’s Day is just like any other day. So maybe you’ll treat yourself to some good food, watch some good TV, then rub one out. If you do feel like spicing up your jerk off, you can always cam with someone. Enter one of the Squirt.org video chat rooms and show off what you’ve got, all from the comfort of your own bedroom. But, if you just want to enjoy yourself and your own sexy body, then there is no better day for some self love!

Which kind of Valentine’s Day will you be having?