1. Rippling muscles, strong pose … Olympian or Porn Star?
Answer: Porn Star. Vito Gallo is a very bad boy, having been thrown in jail in 2013 for wearing pink (well, it was probably for the people that he beat up at the time).
2. We’d love to see what he could crush in between those buns of steel … Olympian or Porn Star?
Answer: Olympian. If the homoerotic pictures of Jack Laugher and roommate and fellow Olympian Chris Mears are anything to go by, we don’t think they own many clothes. Not that we have a problem with that. Keep it up, guys.
3. With a tight body like his, it could go either way…Olympian or Gay Porn Star?
Answer: Jordan Burroughs is a four-time World and Olympic Champion, and it certainly looks like he works hard at his craft… like, really hard. We wouldn’t mind being the recipient of one of his pins.
4. With those muscles, he could certainly throw some heavy objects around… Gay Porn Star or Olympian?
Answer: This is gay porn star (and ex-news reporter) Dallas Steele. We’re just happy we don’t have to imagine him throwing some balls around. Instead, we can see him playing with some by getting on the internet.
5. Getting out of the pool… to go to a gay porn shoot or after practice laps for the Olympics?
Answer: Neither, but still an Olympian! Louis Smith is a medal winning gymnast from Britain. We’re looking forward to him straddling the pommel horse in Rio, and twisting his hot body around.
6. Training for his triathlon, or getting ready for some hardcore action?
Answer: Getting ready for some hardcore action! This is gay porn star Lance Alexander in a photo shoot for DylanLucas.com.
7. Snapping hot selfies in the bathroom mirror… Olympian or Gay Porn Star?
Answer: This is Olympic gymnast Danell Leyva! He is a Cuban-American who medaled in the all-around event at the 2012 Olympics. We think he’s an all-around Olympic hotty with some beautiful Latin features!
8. Water dripping down his hot body…from the pool, or from some other vigorous activity?
From the pool! This is olympian swimmer Ryan Lochte. He made waves, and not just in the pool, at the 2012 Olympics for his striking good looks and amazing smile. We’re certainly looking forward to watching him on the big screen again!
9. Hot body, designed for winning gold or looking like gold on your screen?
Answer: Gay porn star! This is Kris Evans, one of the biggest names in gay porn, and for obvious reasons! We’d certainly let him do laps around us!
10. Recognize this tattoo from a gay porn star, or Olympian?
Answer: This is gay porn star Sebastian Cross! While he could win an Olympic gold medal for his body and beautiful body art work; his profession is one we love watching him excel at.
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