November 17th is National Take a Hike Day, so what better day to go cruising in your favourite park, ravine, forest, or creek? There are lots of perks to going for a hike, and even more perks to getting laid while you’re at it. A dick makes the best trekking pole. We’ve put together the top 5 reasons you should make the great outdoors your bedroom today:
1. You’ll Get Some Fresh Air
You spend most of your day cooped up in your home, your car, or your workplace, so take today to get out into nature and get some oxygen. Plus, all of that heavy breathing while you’re fucking will do you some good. It doesn’t matter if it’s a bit chilly out – the cold air will do wonders after taking a nice warm cock down your throat.
2. You Can Enjoy Nature’s Wood and Your Man’s Wood Together
Take a hike and enjoy the beauty that trees have to offer. Go out into the woods with a hot guy and sap won’t be the only sticky fluid on your hands. There’s nothing like taking some hard wood against some hard wood. Get your ass pounded until he sprays his seed!
3. You’ll Get in Twice the Cardio
Taking a long hike is a great way to get in a little exercise. All of that walking will get your heart racing, your muscles working, and your body sweating. Why not make the workout more thorough by throwing in a little sex? Sex can burn up to 207 calories every 30 minutes, so you owe it to your health to fuck in the forest.
4. It’s A Great Group Activity
It’s quite common for people to go hiking in groups, and sex hikes are no exception. When it comes to forest sex – the more the merrier. Get a group of your hottest friends together, pack some condoms and some lube, and get ready for a great outing.
5. It’s Hot As Fuck
Do we really need to give you dumb excuses to go for a sex hike? It’s sexy as hell! Who doesn’t want to have sex au natural? Hit up your partner, fuck buddy, or a sexy guy on Squirt and get out there! Not sure where to go? Log into squirt.org and find the best cruising spots near you. And if someone doesn’t want to fuck you in the woods then tell them to take a hike.
Do you like outdoor sex? Tell us your hottest outdoor sex experience in the comments.
