As the saying goes – Halloween is Gay Christmas. It’s the time of year when all the hot gay and bi guys have the perfect excuse to wear as little as they want. It’s a time to showcase your wit, your personality, and your physical gifts. Unfortunately, coming up with a recognizable but sexy halloween costume can be tough. That’s why we’ve put together a list of ten simple and sexy costumes you can try this year:
1 – He-Man
Are you looking for a manly costume? Nothing screams “testosterone” like He-Man. Overall the costume is pretty simple. All you need is a wig, a chest piece (which you could easily make from some fabric), some brown underwear, a shiny belt, and some boots. This costume idea is inspired by “Dom” from HBO’s Looking – doesn’t he look hot?
2 – A Lifeguard
This one’s a classic – and it’s easy too. All you need is your hot summer bod, a pair of red shorts or a red bathing suit, some flip flops, and a whistle on a string. If you want to make it really clear, you can also put some white on your nose. Or, you could find a hot stud to put some white stuff on your face for you. Men will be flocking to you, so be careful not to drown.
3 – Olympic Swimmer
Similar to the lifeguard look, this outfit is easy to put together. All you need is some goggles to wear around your neck, a fake medal you can also wear, with a tight bathing suit and flip flops. If you’re lucky someone might give you a bit of breaststroke action, or even a bit of cockstroke. You’ll be looking so good, someone will practically dive into your bed.
4 – Wrestler
In-keeping with the sports theme, all you need for this costume is a singlet. The best part of this look is that it shows off your best ass-ets. Your chest will be out, your ass will be nice and defined, and your junk will hang out just the right amount. Before you know it, hot guys will be trying to pin you down.
5 – Firefighter
Things will be getting heated when you show up to a party in your firefighter outfit. All you need is a pair of shorts or pants that suit the look (cargo shorts/pants, red shorts/pants, or construction worker pants), a firefighter hat, and suspenders. Plus – no shirt required! By the end of the night you might have yourself a new flame.
6 – Chippendale Boy
What says ‘sexy’ better than dressing up like a classy male stripper? Nothing. So do it. Take an old dress shirt that you don’t wear anymore and cut the collar off. Add a bow tie and you’ve got part one done. Next, just remove the cuffs from your shirt and put them on. If they fall off, wrap the top part of the cuff around an elastic band that you’ve put on your arm; the fabric will wrap over and hide the elastic, and your cuffs won’t fall down! Lastly, wear a pair of black pants (optional).
7 – Tarzan
This costume is simple. Just get some brown fabric and cut out a small wrap to put around your waist. Next, tie small bands of fabric to your arms. To add to the look you can also add a long brown wig, a spear, a monkey stuffed animal, or a brown necklace.
8 – Farm Boy
Overalls are hot – especially when you don’t wear a shirt underneath. For this look, all you need is some cowboy boots, overalls, and a cowboy hat. By the end of the night maybe you’ll also have a hoe – one that wants to plant their seed in you.
9 – Poseidon
There is no costume more suited for shirtlessness than this one. As the ruler of the sea, you’re sure to encounter lots of seamen over the course of your evening. Simply get some blue pants, underwear, or even blue fabric to make a mermaid tail, add a crown, and grab a trident. Now it may be tedious to carry around the trident all evening, but by the end of the night you’ll definitely be forking.
10 – Adam and Steve
This last costume requires a partner – so hit up your last hookup to make this work. Basically all you need is some fake foliage, which you can either hold in front of your crotch, or tape to a beige pair of shorts. It won’t be long until someone wants to see your snake or take a bite of your apple.
What are you being for halloween? Leave a comment below.
