July is National Pickle Month, dedicated to everyone’s favourite phallic food – and it’s a pretty big dill! Fermented from the cucumber (a.k.a. nature’s dildo), pickles have been made for over 4000 years. We figured since the term pickle can refer to a guy’s dick, and men have been enjoying each other’s cocks for just as long, we’d celebrate with a gallery of some hot “pickles” of our own:
1. Pretty sure they aren’t showering in vinegar, but down these pickles the water will trickle.

2. A nice, firm pickle always hits the spot.

3. This pickle looks like it needs a little attention

4. Though most cucumbers used for pickling are straight, everyone loves a bit of curve now and then

5. Sometimes your pickle needs some air, especially if you’ve been working up a sweat

6. Here’s to hoping he’ll put the “cum” in cucumber…. Yum!

7. If you’ve got a nice pickle, show it off. He must be uploading that sexy pickle pic to his Squirt.org account.

8. Pickles come in different sizes, shades, and shapes – and he’s got quite some size.

9. Even smaller pickles make for a great treat. This one would fit in your mouth perfectly.

10. And lastly, a guy finally gets the pickle he’s been waiting for. What good is a tasty treat if you can’t put it in your mouth?

