Squirtmen, we’re glad to announce our week-long hottest NFL player survey. Meet your winner – Jimmy Garoppolo.
Describing him as “hot” is an understatement. But I am disappointed that he’s always wearing too much clothes. I would love to see his dick.
His biceps can crush you. His strong hands would feel good on my dick. Jack me off, Jim. Make me cum!
And I’ll be waiting for my chance to lick his sweaty armpits, chest and balls. Fuck yeah, I need to jack off.