“An entertaining examination of Men In (mostly straight) Porn has some VERY interesting statistics. Here are a few of SGT. COACH’s favorites. Check out the full article HERE. Thought I’d throw in a few pics of Mike Roberts (remember him?)… what a beauty.” SGT.C

3. The everlasting boner.

In typical porn scenes, men are required to bang longer than the Salvation Army drum on the Easter Day parade, i.e. for 30-60 minutes or more. Despite what you may have heard in Boyz II Men songs, non-porn intercourse typically lasts between 3-7 minutes. As Seymore Butts toldForbes: “The most difficult part about being a male porn star is the hard-on. They have to get it up and off on cue essentially and all the while in between maintain [it] for two to three hours. This must be done under the most difficult of circumstances, including not being attracted to their female co-star, having sex in the most uncomfortable settings, i.e. on hard surfaces, cold/hot weather, etc., and/or having to stop frequently for direction or shot setups.” Male porn performers also use Caverject — a drug injected directly into their penis to maintain those impossible erections, bringing new meaning to the phrase “working stiffs.”

8. It pays to be gay.

While there are few cultural rewards for bisexual men, except perhaps in the realm of increased hair products, in porn at least, there are definite financial benefits. Gay porn pays about three times as much as straight porn. For this reason, many straight male porn performers have done gay porn, enough to spawn the term gay-for-pay. We can’t say the same for non-porn dude experimentation, as much as we wanted Brokeback Mountain to become a phenomenon.

9. Porn stars weigh less and have more piercings.

The average male porn star weighs 167.5 lbs, 27 pounds less than the national average for men. It makes sense that porn stars would be in better shape than many, considering the physical demands of say, the Standing 69 or the Lawnmower. Aside from weight, however, attractiveness of male porn stars seems more often than not based largely on… how to put it… the quality of the wood. One time we watched a near-elderly man, who looked like a penis with eyes, nail his hot secretary and the sight was so ghastly it almost turned us off porn indefinitely. Speaking of appearances, male porn stars also are more likely to have at least one tattoo (9.5 percent more than average), and a body piercing (13 percent more than average).

PINK NEWS: A man with two penises who posted a Q&A session on Reddit has become an internet sensation. Taking to Reddit, the man who went by the name “DoubleD*ckDude” (DDD), answered users questions about his two penises over a six hour period. After posting an “Ask Me Anything” thread titled: “I am the guy with two penises”, he received over 12,000 responses in just a few hours.

Posts by DDD included a revelation that he is bisexual and in a relationship with a couple (one male and one female), and answers to questions on how he dealt with having two penises growing up.

Of his relationship, he wrote: “I call it monogamous because we are exclusive. She enjoys it.”

Saying he was in a long-term relationship with the pair, he also said he stopped having casual sex.

He wrote: “I stopped a few years back. Didnt like the empty feeling inside after a 1 night stand. did a lot of those in my late teens. For the most part, girls were nervous and some changed their mind at the last minute. dudes NEVER change their mind, they always want it even if they’re freaked out a little.” In one of the final posts in the thread, DDD said the best thing about having two penises was simply “having two c*cks.” Despite the only proof of DDD’s condition being the photographs posted on the Reddit thread, many have pointed to the fact that Diphallia is a real condition which affects one in six million boys in the US, however the second organ is normally removed in the early stages of the male child’s life.

The poster said he had considered having the second penis removed as a teenager, but that he was happy living with both now.

The original post on Reddit is available to view here.