I will be introducing a new “theme” at ChaosMen on June 7th.

CHAOSMEN owner Ockert on “Pure” :

“I of course am big on themes, vs plot, and I have tried a little bit of everything in the past. The PURE theme is a bit like the Bossy videos, except instead of being a little more hardcore, they tend to be more romantic, sensual, and wet sexy hotness! It is a simple shift in energy and location, but really makes a HUGE impact. I wanted the room to be white so it would drop away, making the focus just on the action. We added a lot of body oil. The models that have amazing bodies, really have been getting-off to the muscle-worship it inspires.”

“I have filmed about 8 of these and most will air over the Summer of 2013.”

“Below are some Sneak Peek pics of some of the action in 3 of the videos. You may note some new models, Santoro, and Bay. Bay will be making a big impact this Summer, and is definitely the new talent to keep an eye on. The dude is sex on a stick! He has two Peep videos that will be airing in June.”

If you would like to see a Pure video preview check out http://www.chaosmen.com/pure!

Partially good and bad news for gay men fantasizing about being intimate with George Clooney in the future: He can deal with the crow’s feet on your face, but one thing he absolutely cannot deal with are the crow’s feet on your testicles.

In a recent interview with Italy’s Max Magazine, Clooney said “I’ve never fixed my eyes, but I spent more money to stretch the skin of my testicles. I did not like the wrinkles.”

The technique, he says, is called “ball ironing,” and “many people in Hollywood have done it.” We demand photos before we believe it.

In other news, a large number of media outlets are now “reporting” that George Clooney, in 10 hours flat, has inspired a ball ironing “craze” across the globe. Just like that time David Beckham inspired men around the globe to elongate their penises.