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J Pee created by Jesse Pepe
I’M NOT GAY
Written and Performed by: Jesse Pepe

QUEERTY:

Software makers revise their guidelines all the time, but nobody tightens the rules faster than developers subject to Apple’s increasingly stringent rules about what can be sold in its iPhone app store. And that includes Grindr, which just outlawed a whole slew of profiles with some new PG-rules. That’s gonna affect a lot of ya..

The GPS-based meet-hook-look-up app has, because of the App Store’s existing rules, never allowed members to display naked photos in their main profile pictures. (What transpires in private chat is up to you.) But updated rules go much father. Basically, the most risque you can go is board shorts; no Speedos.

Above are some profiles that, effective immediately, are inappropriate. CHECK THE REST HERE @ QUEERTY!

* No bare skin below the waistline (hip bone area) or above the upper thighs can be shown.
* No underwear can be visible. Swimwear must follow the bare skin rule above.
* Pants and shorts must be worn normally, buttoned, and not pulled or hanging down.
* Hand or fingers cannot be down pants or pulling underwear outward.
* No images of anyone under 18 years of age.
* No copyrighted pictures or illustrations.
* No images that show semen (or any fluid made to look like semen or ejaculation) on anything in photo.
* No images of sexual acts, either real or illustrated.
* No photo that is sexually explicit or overly suggestive.

READ more of the “DON’T” list @ QUEERTY!

Also, you can’t say how big your dick is, that you’re a top or bottom, or whether you’re cut.

“So, Where’s The Fun At? Squirt, bitches… that’s where!” – SGT. C

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