“I played some football back in the day,” Montgomery said with a big, warm smile.
“Were you any good?”
“I like to think so!” he replied. “I was training to go semi pro, but I got sidelined by an injury. Now I just do it for fun.”
He showed us some of his moves and I was pretty impressed!
“For a big guy, you can move!”
Here’s a little holiday fun for ya!
Dusty’s first special, and first TV show. She gets things rolling with a song and a story. Marcie performs a suggestive dance. Dusty does her own special medley of Christmas hits (Ricky keeps jumping on the punch line). Dusty and Divine have quite a rapport. Divine’s brought a Christmas tape: “Santa Bring My Baby Back to Me” on ice (complete with pink flamingos). Dusty recites “The Night Before Christmas”.
When Micah Armstrong, also known as Brother Micah, arrived on the campus of the University of Central Florida, he expected to perform his usual rants about sexuality. Instead, he got a little more than he bargained for when a college student decided to strip in protest.
As Austin Cooper, a student at the university strips, Brother Micah exclaimed: “This is why there are so many lesbians on this campus! Guys like this are turning all the girls off and causing the to be lesbian.” He continued” “Now if Jesus…’ before losing his train of thought and asking where a hypocrite is.
The Associated Press describe the preacher as holding “a near mythic status on college campuses across the eastern United States.” He occasionally performs his own musical number “the Homo Song,” where he proudly proclaims to be a homophobe.
Squirt member Funbuddy2008 shared this @ COCKTALES… enjoy…
TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS
Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the land,
Nothing was stirring but my shaft in my hand.
Silk stockings were hung by the chimney with care,
In hopes that a cocksucker soon would be there.
The drag queens we dressed in boas and beads,
While visions of go-go boys were meeting their needs.
And Mark with his clippers for shaving my pecs,
Had just settled down for a night of hot sex.
When out in the yard, I heard a huge clatter,
I got off my knees to see what was the matter.
Away to the door; I ran like a bitch,
Mark was so pissed cause I’d not scratched his itch.
The porn on the TV was blazing aglow,
I paused for a moment as my tool started to grow.
When what should I see, and how can this be?
But a sleigh full sex toys and eight men that are wee.
With a hot little driver and his cute little trick,
I knew in a moment it must be Saint Dick.
More rapid I breathed, his pecker did grow,
He was hung like a horse and man did it show.
This week, SYTYCF Season II winner finally makes his debut in Season III, showing newcomer Duncan Black a thing or two about crazy cumshots. If you remember, judge Scotty B. called Mitch’s cumshots ‘The Bellagio of Porn’ last year, and this scene is no exception. If you love crazy cumshots you’ll love this scene!
Afterwards the judges serve some fierce porn realness as they dissect what they liked and didn’t like about the scene. But first, all the contestants compete in a very important challenge for sponsor Porn Guardian. Who do the judges award 500 points? And just wait for the shocking twist from the judges! Watch this episode to find out what happens!
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Mitch Vaughan has a “daddy” sex appeal, even though he is actually pretty young. But his shaved head, piercings and tattoos give off a daddy vibe, and his amazing cumshots will amaze you. He’s a strong competitor in So You Think You Can Fuck Season 2, and is it in to win it! Want him to win? Make sure to vote every day.
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We are very excited to bring you Duncan Black, who is brand new to porn. Ours was his first professional shoot! His smile is infectious, his laugh is too cute, and he’s freaking hot. We are in love with Duncan, and I know you will be too.
Christmas is coming, so SGT.COACH will be sharing a few Christmas shopping ideas for you for the next few weeks. Thought I’d start with this:
The forecast is calling for a long, hot, summer all year long with this collection of photography from Kevin Slack featuring exotic, hung Cuban studs that will drive you wild. THE CUBAN MEN 2013 WALL CALENDAR
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