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MODEL OF THE DAY: SGT. COACH’s FAVE PORN BOY… DALE COOPER (@ COCKY BOYS)

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PHOTOS VIA ARCH NOBLE

COCKY BOYS:

We can guarantee you’ve never met a guy quite like Dale Cooper before. On top of being tall, dark, and sexy, he’s got a sharp sense of humor and intelligence to match. You never get bored with the things that come out of his mouth (or in them for that matter). He’s been with girls, guys, and girls and guys together in one bed, and he’s sexually versatile. Dale loves it all and can do it all — you can tell just by one glimpse of that sneaky smile of his.

Dale’s eight tattoos are something that always raises a lot of questions, but his answers are a lot simpler than you might imagine. He explains that each tattoo represents a “virtue” from one of his favorite childhood pastimes, a dragon-slaying video game that taught him to be a morally upstanding kind of guy! He has these tattoos on his biceps, his chest, abs, and back, but our favorite one was on his left ass cheek meaning “humility.”

With an ass like that, though, there was no reason for Dale to feel humiliated. In fact, after we saw him strip off his shirt, pants, and tighty-whiteys, and then stroke his cock with a dildo up his ass, I don’t think there’s any guy out there that wouldn’t hire Dale to slay some dragons for him!

100 PICTURES TO DROOL OVER…

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PEE-WEE’s CHRISTMAS SPECIAL! (1988)

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Join the whole Playhouse gang for one of the wackiest Christmas specials ever with laughs for the whole family and all the imagination and charm of Saturday morning’s most outrageous TV series, which became a cultural milestone when it aired from 1986 to 1991. In this unique triple Emmy nominated Christmas special, Pee-wee gets into the spirit of the season with lots of singing, dancing and other holiday fun with his Playhouse pals and more than a dozen celebrity guest stars as you’ve never seen them before. Everything’s going great, except Pee-wee’s Christmas wish list is so long that there won’t be enough presents for all the other kids in the world if he gets everything he wants! When Santa Claus pleads for help, Pee-wee reluctantly gets a lesson in the true meaning of Christmas. Cast includes: Cowboy Curtis (Laurence Fishburne), Reba the Mail Lady (S. Epatha Merkerson), and Miss Yvonne (Lynne Stewart). Guest stars include: Frankie Avalon, Whoopi Goldberg, Joan Rivers, Charo, Del Rubio Triplets, Annette Funicello, Magic Johnson, Dinah Shore, Grace Jones, Oprah Winfrey, k.d. lang, Little Richard, Zsa Zsa Gabor. GAY! GAY! GAY!

COCK WORSHIP! Bel Gris’s BEAUTIFUL MASSIVE DICK!

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Bel Gris is a straight porn dude who has been making videos in Spain. He lives in Barcelona. Love to get my lips around that massive cock of his! No, he isn’t some super studly guy, just a healthy boy with the schlong of a god (he just has to stop his singing).


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MODEL OF THE DAY: TATE RYDER (OVER 90 IMAGES)

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Where has this boy been all my life? SGT. COACH is smitten. Enjoy this obsessive post with fun gifs, porn links & tons of pics! Buff, toned, sexy and always horny, Tate Ryder’s a sexy Australian guy with a stiff dick and the most beautiful arse, two perfect bubbles of bun. He’s a totally versatile guy, as happy skewering a tight hole as he is to present his lovely arse and get it ploughed.


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ADRIAN & TATE


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MARCO & TATE


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VITO & TATE


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Hunky Santas: The Holiday Card (Uncensored)

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Hunky Santas: The Holiday Card (Uncensored) from Andrew Christian on Vimeo.

Are you naughty or nice?  If you are nice, send this video with your friends and family.  If you are naughty go to andrewchristian.com/socialvideos and share that link!