I don’t know about you guys, but I’m staying clear of this baby. If this was a SUPER REALISTIC Chris Hemsworth doll I’d be buying dozens of them for every room of the house. But alas this is just a fake pop star blow-up thingy. Does anyone really use these things? Is it just a funny novelty holiday gift? Tell me if you’ve had sexual relations with a blow-up man… I’d love to know.

CHEERS! SGT. C

The PIPEDREAM’s official product description reads as follows:

“Meet Just-In Beaver, the barely legal boy-toy who’s waited 18 long years to stick his lil’ dicky in something sticky! When he’s not busy beating up paparazzi or beating off, he’s up to his high-tops in hot Hollywood tail! But the Beave-ster doesn’t have this effect just on women — he turns straight men gay faster than you can peel his skinny jeans off! So what are you waiting for, inflate this lil’ pricks’s ego even more and have your very own Beaver bash!”