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Apple Pie Tops Jason Biggs!

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HOMORAZZI:

Everyone has demons from their past that come back to haunt them, including Jason Biggs. In this latest Funny or Die  video, Biggs recieves a knock at the door only to learn that an apple pie has  been delivered…only he didn’t order one. This is “Revenge of the  Pie“.

Before he knows it, Biggs is on the counter and instead of him putting his  manhood it a hole in the pie, it’s the pie that’s “giving it” to him. “Your ass is mine, Biggs,” says the pie. LOL. This “power top” pie throws him onto the counter and says, “My d*ck is a little apple slice and  you’re gonna take it. You caused a pie f*cking epidemic. All my friends are  f*cked apart. Say, ‘I’m a whore for your pie d*ck‘. Say it!’” LMFAO. Yes, that happened.

 

UK gay mag Attitude drops “adult” ads (Squirt among brands no longer welcome in ‘coffee table’ mag)

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The UK-based gay magazine Attitude has announced that it is no longer accepting ads from “adult” businesses, including the gay cruising website and mobile app squirt.org. Squirt is operated by Pink Triangle Press, which also publishes Xtra. The decision came as a shock to Squirt’s marketing department, which had been advertising in Attitude since 2009. Squirt was only informed of the decision March 9, when new artwork the company submitted for an ad was rejected.

“Unfortunately we can no longer accept adult advertising and are unable to carry this advert,” wrote Andy Goddard, Attitude’s group advertising manager, in an email to Squirt.

Goddard later clarified that the magazine is attempting to woo more mainstream sponsors by banishing the adult ads.“The decision to remove adult adverting certainly wasn’t taken lightly as it counted for a fair proportion of our advertising revenues but it was felt that if Attitude ever wanted to become a ‘coffee table’ lifestyle product then we really had no choice,” Goddard wrote.

“We understand that calling a phone-line or going onto an adult website is very much the readers choice but unfortunately this wasn’t something that lifestyle brands took on board and therefore they refused to use Attitude for their advertising campaigns. The only way therefore for Attitude to win this business was to remove adult adverting,” he wrote.

Goddard did not respond to an email from Xtra before press time.

Pictures From The 2012 HOOKIES!

QUEERTY:

Ah, the Hookies. Also known as the “International Escort Awards,” it’s essentially the Oscars of classy gay male prostitution. Sexy porn star Jesse Santana (above photo, center) took home top honors by winning Mr. International Escort and Best Body 2012.

And the winners are:

MR. INTERNATIONAL ESCORT OF THE YEAR 2012: Jesse Santana
BEST NEWCOMER: Diego Vena
BEST PORNSTAR  ESCORT: Vito Gallo
BEST DUO: Romeo &  Gustavo
BEST ASS: Kaleb Aussie Boy
BEST FETISH  ESCORT: Spencer Reed
BEST LIVE PERFORMER (TIE): Jay  Roberts & Logan Stevens
BEST TATTOOS: Kennedy Carter
BEST BODY: Jesse Santana
BEST COCK: Jake  Havoc
BEST TOP: Tommy Defendi
BEST BOYFRIEND  FANTASY (TIE): Jake Steel & Colin Black
BEST  DADDY: Arpad Miklos
BEST ESCORT BLOGGER: Heath  Jordan XXX

L Woods’ XXX Parodies Of Favorite Sexy Male Stars!

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Mr. Woods is a 24 year old artist with a knack for making amusingly stimulating fake digital collages of today’s male teen idols… Chris Evans, Nick Jonas, Zac Efron, and the boys from Glee… they all get dirty cock throbbing make overs by the talented Woods.

Here’s Woods on his art:

“Hello guys, recently I have received many requests to do manipulations with various celebrities, but as you know, I never did and never will do fakes on demand, and will explain why. First, it is hard to find celebrity heads that fit bodies that look like the real celebrity’s body. Second, it may seem silly, but each fake means something to me, so I do not do fakes with requested celebrities just because you think they are hot (does not mean anything to me). And third, even more silly, I like to think that I’m not just doing only porn, so I spend a good time working with what is visually satisfying (to me).”

SEE MORE OF WOODS’ ART HERE! and HERE TOO!

“Well this is not a scolding .. lol I love hearing feedback from you about my pictures, so I decided to do a research for you (join in the creation process). I am inclined to two new projects for two magazines, one about my Favorite Jonas: Nick Jonas, and the second on the current Heroes Of Hollywood. I am very busy with several subjects at the time (studies, friends, family …) so one of the two projects will have to be stopped, then vote on which project you want to see, I promise to be far superior to all the magazines I have made so far.= D
thanks for the support guys
peace!”

SEE MORE OF WOODS’ ART HERE! and HERE TOO!

Mad About The Man!

Mad Men starts its 5th season tonight (after a 15 month hiatus). It’s a two hour movie and you know what that means… lots of Jon Hamm hotness! Fucking love this guy. A totally sexy dude… with a fur pelt. I could stare at him for days. So lets enjoy these pics for anticipation of tonight’s premiere. And check out the Don/Roger “gay” video (it has its moments).

QueerMen: Don Loves Roger Mad Men Remix from popculturepirate on Vimeo.

READING RAINBOW: “Mason’s Morning” by D One

D One (via Nifty Archive):

He couldn’t believe how long it took to recover. It had been years since Mason discovered the joy of masturbation. Each time varied of course.
Sometimes it was just quick relief and other times it took awhile needing him to conjure images that would build up. At first the mixture of images surprised and confused him. Speedo wearing divers, body tight singlet wearing wrestlers and memories of naked male classmates seemed to dominate his thinking.

“Hell did you see Jada’s headlights?” his friend Arnie would evaluate girls’ chests at school all the time. Jada did indeed have larger breasts then before, but thoughts of that didn’t burn in his gut like the sight of the monster cock he saw one day when going into the Coach’s office unannounced. Coach Anthony was actually the Asst. Coach of the wrestling squad and teacher for Phys Ed. Mental images of the tall, light brown hair, tanned and hairy chest man got created a fire in Mason’s belly. He stood there naked when Mason went in. The man didn’t try to hide his male glands and he wasn’t angry.

“What’s up Mas?” he casually asked without reaching for a towel or clothes.

READING RAINBOW: “The Dirty Pain Of Pleasure” by Billy

By Billy (via Sticky Pen):

I sat there naked on the toilet and ran the thick shaft of his beautiful cock through my tightly clenched right hand while with my left hand teasing apart my little hole with my index finger which was lubricated with the fluid that leaked in a constant flow from my own penis. I desired his cock and fed it between my lips, circling the head with my tongue as I bobbed my head forth and back taking as much as I could into my mouth. Every time I looked up he was staring down at me with a satisfied smirk that made me feel like I was doing well.

I forced a second finger inside myself hoping to train my entrance for violation should he suggest the having of anal sex. I wanted it. The thrill of caressing, sucking and feeling such a perfect erection inside my mouth excited me and I cherished the intimacy of touching and tasting it and it ignited a desire to have him violate my body and show me his dominant sexual power. I don’t know how long I sat there and sucked his cock because I forgot about everything and lost track of time in my delirious state of want.

When he took his penis out of my mouth and Stood there stoking it and looking down at me, I felt lost. I wanted him to do something. I masturbated staring desperately at his cock, needing to have it again. I don’t know exactly what he said but I understood and I became short of breath from the excitement of the proposal. I sat there struggling for breath in a state of shock until he told me to turn around. I complied with robotic obedience and knelt on the cold wet floor and leaned forward over the toilet. I shuddered and gasped audible breaths, frightened and frantic at the prospect of having anal sex with a total stranger in a public toilet. I felt his hands on my buttocks and quivered when at the touch of my anus. He rubbed my hole with a wet finger before entering me.