For their latest album Valtari, Icelandic experimental-rock group Sigur Rós recruited a handful of independent filmmakers to make videos for each song on the record. Directors were offered a modest budget ($10,000), but complete creative control over their work. In the new video for the somber piano instrumental “Fjögur píanó,” Alma Har’el (Bombay Beach, Beirut’s “Elephant Gun”) follows a sorrowful Shia LaBeouf and a female companion as they dance, marvel at their butterfly collection, consume a few drug-laced lollipops and ultimately, fall down into a pit of despair. It’s a sad and beautiful visual that brings to life one of the few tunes in the Sigur Rós catalog that’s absent of Jonsi’s now-trademark siren vocals.

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There’s really nothing to say about these pictures of Chris Hemsworth making waves jizz by humping them (yes, that’s how sea foam is made) in Maroubra and pictures of him making eyes jizz by strolling around the pool area of his Sydney hotel in a towel. It was a wonderful weekend to be a wave…. and Thor’s surfboard…. and Thor’s towel. Thor’s hammer poking at his wetsuit tells me that he’s not “happy” to see us, but he is sort of “meh” to see us and that’s more than we could ever ask for.

And DAMN at those arms. Dude could win an arm wrestling match against a marble statue. I bet if you butt humped one Thor’s made-of-stone arms, it would make sparks. It was also polite of Thor to define the shit out of that V muscle. I mean, the V muscle only exists to give you a place to put your hands while giving a beej. What a gentleman that Thor is.