Whatever kind of work you do, it’s likely that your work is one of the main ways that you interact with people on a daily basis. Whether it’s colleagues, clients, customers, or suppliers, your work is likely to be a major source of social stimulation.
While you’re probably not going to want to have sex with everyone that you meet through your work, it’s kind of inevitable that there’s going to be someone who catches your eye and has you contemplating the logistics of a quick fuck in the stationery cupboard.
Have you ever had gay sex at work? Let’s take a look at some of the ins and outs of getting off while you’re on the clock.
Why Have Gay Sex at Work?
We’re in favour of sex – wherever it happens. If you’ve got an opportunity to get your dick wet, then crack on.
But if you’re undertaking a bit of a cost/benefit analysis, here’s some suggestions:
- If you’re in a stressful workplace or facing a tight deadline, there’s no better way to release tension than a quick fuck. Get those endorphins pumping, and then get back to work.
- Lots of long-term relationships start at work. Working with someone is a great way to get to know them and build a lasting connection. If you’re feeling a bit of sexual tension over the photocopier, it’s a good idea to see where that might take you.
- If getting fucked in public is on your bucket list, a workplace encounter might be the ideal way to tick that off. You could be on a construction site, in the elevator, or spread-eagled over some boxes in the warehouse. You never know who might catch you at it.
How Can I Have Sex at the Office?
Spontaneous sex is always good. You can apply your cruising skills anywhere, so look for the signals that might indicate that someone is up for a bit of fun – it could be eye contact over the water-cooler, it could be standing closer than he needs to in the elevator, or he might just follow you into the toilets and pull his cock out. Be open to the opportunities.
If you’re a bit risk-averse, checking out what surveillance technology is used at your workplace is a good idea. Figure out which areas don’t have a camera aimed at them – it could be a specific meeting room or the parking lot. Always be on the lookout for somewhere you can meet up with your work fuck-buddy when you want to get dicked-down.
If you’re working in more of a retail or customer-service kind of role, you will probably need a local gay cruising spot near you that you can suggest to guys who want to meet you after your shift. Squirt.org is the best way to find cruising spots such as car parks, washrooms or even urban parks where you can engage in a quickie before returning to the grind of your typical workday.
Tips on How to Have Gay Sex at Work Safely and With Pleasure
Use Washroom Cruising Spots to Fuck Gay Men at the Office
Many office buildings will have shared bathrooms between office units, in which you may be able to catch the eye of another worker in the building who is looking to have some fun. Be sure to see our gay washroom cruising guide for signals of an interested partner and our beginner’s guide to gay restroom cruising to optimize your hookup potential.
Use Gay Video Chat to Take a Wank Break
Sex at work doesn’t necessarily have to involve another person. If you’re more of a sole bate kind of guy, you’re going to be well aware of the urge to give your penis some attention and treat yourself to a good gay jerk session.
Squirt.org’s 1:1 gay video chat is the ideal way to connect with bate-buddies while you’re at work. Make your lunch break productive and jerk off with another male through your mobile phone and our website.
Work From Home? Use Gay Hookup Apps for a Rewarding Lunch Break
Although there are a lot of benefits to working from home, it does cut down your options for face-to-face connections with people and workplace hook-up encounters.
But working from home doesn’t mean you can’t get off while on the clock. Use a gay hookup website like Squirt.org to connect with horny guys near you and arrange some fun during the day.
Book that meeting in your diary so that no one disturbs you while you’re fucking. Spice things up a bit with some role-play – maybe he’s the new intern and you’re showing him the ropes? Bend him over your desk and give him a performance appraisal that he’ll never forget!
Things to Keep in Mind While Fucking on the Clock
Be Mindful of Time and Place
The thrill of risky sex is part of the appeal of fucking on the job, but the buzz you get from taking a risk is a lot more fun than the reality of being caught with your pants down.
Most employers aren’t going to be thrilled if they get complaints from your co-workers, so try and contain your sexual escapades to times and places where you’re unlikely to be disturbed.
Look after your health
While your workplace fuck-buddy may be delivering the best gay bareback sex you’ve had, you may not get the chance to have a conversation with him about sexual health – especially if he’s on the down low.
Take responsibility for your own health. Make sure that you’re getting tested regularly for STIs and that you’re up-to-speed with medications such as PrEP, Doxy PeP and TasP so that you doing what is right for you.
Be Mindful of Work Policies and Laws
Before engaging in sexual activity at work, familiarise yourself with the company’s policies. Additionally, be aware of the legal consequences of engaging in sexual activity in a workplace setting, as it can lead to disciplinary action, even legal charges, or even getting arrested if you’re not careful.
