Squirt.org member phil9325, our certified travelling slut, is our partygoer for all kink and fetish events around the world, with entries for Sydney World Pride and Folsom in San Francisco. This time, he is taking us to Pig Week in Fort Lauderdale, a 2-week event full of piggy fun.
Hello, bonjour, and welcome back, my beloved sluts, to yet another entry of the Journal of the Travelling Slut. Since it is giving season, what better way than to give you all the details of this year’s Pig Week: a full 2 weeks of debaucher, sex and partying.
I was fortunate enough to attend Pig Week for a few days in sunny, gay Fort Lauderdale and escape the cold Canadian winter. So, let’s buckle our seatbelts, adjust our jockstraps and harnesses, and get into this month’s journal.
What is Pig Week?
Pig Week runs every year from the last weekend of November until the first weekend of December, giving you two weeks of non-stop piggy fun to attend.
Events go from pool parties (where you can get plenty of naked play), naked shopping experiences, tons of orgies, after-hour sex parties, and the biggest event of all, the gangbang lottery (more on that later).
If you plan to attend many events, you can buy a “dog tag” on the Pig Week website, which will give you access to all events and provide you with extra details about events in undisclosed locations.
However, if you are like me and only attend for a few days, paying the entrance fee for the events you want to attend may be cheaper, saving you a few bucks.
What kind of events can I get my freaky pig on?
There are various daily options for you to oink yourself into some fun. A list of all events is posted a few months prior on Pig Week’s site so you can determine how piggy you want to get.
Based on my experience, you must attend one of the pool parties at the Ed Lugo Resort. This event has an open bar, lots of gay sex slings and, of course, a pool (although not many guys will be in the water). This party happens a few times throughout the week, so you have options to give it a try.
Another great event is the play parties at Leatherwerks. This store allows you to shop fully naked (and some days you can get a discount if you do so). In the basement of the store, there are multiple slings and fuckbenches for you to get that hole used and sloppy. Trust me, if you like group fun and being naked, this is the place for you to visit.
What is the Gangband Lottery in Pig Week Fort Lauderdale?
Now, one of the main events (and the one most bottoms will dream of) is the Gangbang Lottery. If you purchase a dog tag, you can register for this lottery. If you win, you will be on stage on all fours, and you will be fucked by all of the pornstars (and multiple attendees of this event) while everyone else watches you.
If selected, be sure you are a trained piggy-bottom because you must take everyone’s load at this event. It is a dream come true for us pig sluts. This is the highlight of Pig Week, so signing up is worth the time and money if you plan on ever attending. In the Power-hungry Bottom Games, may the odds be ever in your favour.
What if I am just visiting and don’t want to purchase a dog tag?
Well, lucky for you, Fort Lauderdale is like being on a gay cruise because there is always a party happening, no matter what day of the week it is.
If your vibe is more to dance shirtless, make out with sexy daddies, or maybe get some action in the dark, then the Eagle Wilton Manors (a go-to spot for me when in The Fort) is your best option. At this bar, the daddies are EVERYWHERE. This bar never disappoints; from getting down with circuit music to getting down on your knees at Code Bar (the darkroom area), it’s always a grand old time.
What fun places can I check out in Fort Lauderdale during Pig Week?
If you want more piggy dance fun, Ramrod is also your best option. During Pig Week, Ramrod hosts a few piggy events, with their biggest dance party on the last Saturday of Pig Week, the Pig Dance.
This event is COVERED with leather daddies and nasty pigs ready to get your hole to work. Prepare to bend over against the pool table or at the back of the bar on the patio. Every time I have visited Ramrod, I have left with so much cum dripping down my leg. The Pig Dance was no exception, and you should check it out next time you’re in town. The best part, it is free! What better than being naked for free while getting loaded all night long?
Finally, if you just want to have a good ol’ gay time and just dance with your friends, then you can check out Hunter’s or the Manor, both located on the Drive (aka the gay village of the city). These bars offer you great music, sexy men and lots of fun.
Although more of a tamed crowd when it comes to sex and pigs, it is a great place to start your night and see what the city has to offer. Who knows, maybe you’ll find some daddies who will take you to the Eagle or Ramrod after.
How Do I Stay Protected While Fucking and Sucking Across Fort Lauderdale?
I know I always write about this, but it is always a good reminder to keep yourself safe. Make sure to get tested before and after attending kinky events so that you can keep yourself and others safe from any STIs. Refill that PreP, get your vaccines in place, and ask your doctor about Doxy PeP if you can. After all, you are taking a lot of random people’s cock up your hole.
So, should you attend Pig Week?
No matter how piggy you want to get, Fort Lauderdale will offer you various options to satisfy your kinks (or discover new ones). This two-week event has something for everyone, from the piggiest parties to a settled dance party, so I encourage you all to try it. It is also a great excuse to leave the cold winter for a few days (if you live in a snowy place like me).
It is quite a liberating and horny experience to attend these events, and I fully encourage you all to try at least one in your life. Although beware: going once to Pig Week will have you and your lubed-up hole craving more and more horny cock party events.
As always, and as the new year begins, I will continue to report on new slutty cities and other kinky events, so you can decide which one is the best one to try out (or re-experience).
Until the next piggy adventure, keep taking loads, get that hole sloppy, and enjoy your kinks.
From a sling near you,
Phil XO
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