A pair of classic Adidas shorts (a 1970’s swimsuit staple) is the one piece of clothing (even more than a jockstrap) that gives Sgt. Coach a major hard on. Wood… plank HARD wood, bitches . So when I caught Squirt member Eiflawhore’s
video I just about lost it! Well, I did… buckets full of pearl jam flew out of me like nobody’s business.
Here he is all manly & hairy… touchin’ his dirty bits and pissing in his shorts… and if that wasn’t enough hotness… dude wrings out his shorts and drinks the piss juices. FUCKING NICE!

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