Today’s winner Pyromania is one hot burly dude from Austin, Texas. Here he is jerking off… moaning, groaning & explodin’. Sgt. Coach was lusting after those big meaty thighs. Nice one.
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“Last week, some ski dude got busted for doing an all-the-way R. Kelly on a JetBlue flight by drunk pissing on a 12-year-old girl and now Gérard Depardieu has joined the club by saying oui oui to pee peeing on a plane’s carpet. Dozens of hos witnessed for themselves that the stuffed cunt toast of France just doesn’t give le fuck about anything. Gérard Depardouchebag will throw shade at Juliette Binoche and will gladly show a bitch he’s not joking by filling an airplane cabin with the rotten scent of French bladder wine.”
“People reports that 62-year-old Gérard was on a CityJet flight from Paris to Dublin that was delayed on the tarmac when he asked a flight attendant if he could take a piss in the toilet. The flight attendant denied Gérard and told him in so many words that he better pinch his peen and wait until after they takeoff. Gérard will not be told NON and so he did what any old drunk would do: he got up and pissed himself in front of everyone. And my mouth is pissing out a heavy stream of HAHAHAs over another masterpiss from Gérard. CityJet only had this to say:”
“I will only confirm that he, in effect, urinated in the plane.”
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I love when… gay porn plays around with “straight” guys… especially when they get their assholes played with!
Getting their cocks sucked… whatever. No biggie. But sexual satisfaction in the poop shoot? No way, guy.
Ummmm… way!
The whole scared, curious look on their faces as they grimace and say things like “Hey, dude what are ya doin’!”… “NO! Fuck… STOP!!!” to the invitable seduction to the dark side… “Oh man… oh… stop… aaaaah… ya…. aaaaah… fuck that ass… yeah… fuck that brown button.”
Total turn on… always. Even when you know 100% that the “straight” guy is a friend of Dorothy and has probably been rimmed and fucked more that George Clooney or Anderson Cooper. It’s still the best gag in porn. Love the seduction of “straight” bums.
Pope Benedict XVI will get his very own gay show when he arrives in Madrid on Thursday, because hundreds of gay activists are planning a kiss-in to protest the Catholic Church’s tenacious homophobic discrimination. The kiss-in is being organized on Facebook by gay groups including Asamblea Transmaricabollo de Sol, which was set up during popular “indignant” protests that erupted May 15 over Spain’s economies woes.
The kiss-in is aimed at protesting the Roman Catholic Church’s “moral condemnations of sexuality,” a spokesman for the Transmaricabollo group, Jaime del Val, told AFP on Wednesday. On Facebook, organizers are calling for a gay-lesbian kiss-in “dedicated to an educational, lewd, and (r)evolutionary celebration of the arrival of the Holy Father Benedict XVI.”
Nearly 300 people had signed up for the protest, the exact site for which had not yet been chosen.
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