By Cedric DeWittison For FLESHBOT—

Gosh, we never seem to tire of wrestlers. Our speculation about their erections holds true: It must be normal if even a Olympic Gold Medal Winner pops one while training. Wrestler Henry Cejudo wowed Bejing with a 2008 win, but he’s whoa’d us with the tumbling going on in his singlet.
It just amazes us how no one acknowledges that quivering shaft? The trainer, the other dude, just ignore it. Must they be so damn mature about it? Henry doesn’t show the slightest embarrassment. It’s apparently as common as sweating. Welcome to the only place where it’s a-okay to flaunt your raging hard-on in public.

Why, oh, why didn’t we attend wrestling matches before? We thought maybe it was a few adrenaline-pumped college kids who happened to get wood, but if a pro is, it must happen, like, you know, at every single match, between every single dude, and they stay hard, and, like, go into the locker rooms, and, yeah, need to release so they, you know…you know…give a bud a helping hand. Yeah, it must happen like that…