This Self Sucker Will Make You Die Brian O’Brien (via FLESHBOT) — As we get older, there are some things we’ll have to accept: we’ll never win the lottery, we’ll never learn French, and we’ll never be able to suck our own dick. Not like this young stud. Oh, and we could watch it forever.
Yes, to suck your own dick you need to be young, fit, and limber like our friend StundmanBB here. He looks damn good enough stroking himself and pressing his button, but when he goes in to give himself a little oral satisfaction, that’s when we just about lose it. Sure, we’ll never be able to do it ourselves, but sometimes watching is just as good.
