With the iconic girl group challenge making a return, the queens’ performing skills are put to the ultimate test. The queens are challenged to produce their own club banger by going back to the 90s. Will the dance floor end in bloodshed for the queens, or will they be praised to the skies? Joining the judging panel is pop icon Sophie Ellis-Bextor.
Xtra has you covered with weekly recaps, power rankings & analysis following the episodes. Catch up with the 10 Queens of Drag Race UK Season 5, and see who was sent packing.
Our annual Best Ass competition is now done and dusted for 2023, and the members of Squirt.org have decided on the winner.
Our Best Ass competition was open to everyone with a Squirt.org profile, so we really cast our net as wide as possible to assess and admire the most beautiful butts in the world.
What we love about the Best Ass competition is that Squirt.org members aren’t deciding between porn-star asses – we’re admiring and appreciating the assets of fellow Squirt members. These aren’t unattainable sex gods, these are the guys that we’re chatting to on Squirt and hooking up for some fun. It’s highly likely that you’ll be able to get your hands on these asses.
The stakes? In addition to the title of Best Ass, the winner of our annual competition also gets a USD$500 cash prize, a year’s membership to BroNetwork.com, and a year of free Squirt.org Fan Club time.
To get into the final vote, our aspiring ass-masters had to navigate regional heats. It came down to a vote between the 10 most popular butts in the business. This is democracy at work!
Who won the Squirt.org Best Ass competition for 2023?
The ass that got the most votes from our members belongs to a guy in the United States – he goes by the user-name of Swallow612.
On his Squirt user profile, Swallow612 describes himself as 5’7”, 46 years old, slender, with an average-sized cock.
We caught up with Swallow612 for a quick chat about his win.
How did you feel when you found out that you’d won the Best Ass competition?
I was surprised to win! It wasn’t a total shock, as I’d been receiving tons of messages on Squirt from guys telling me that they’d voted for me, but it was still a nice surprise.
You were up against some pretty sexy butts, were you confident that you’d be able to take the trophy?
I wasn’t thinking about it like that – everybody’s taste is different. But getting all the messages from guys who were voting definitely made me feel like I was in with a chance.
Why do you think voters found your ass the most appealing?
When I’m hooking up with guys, they all tell me that they’re into my ass because it’s firm. In my experience, a firm ass gets attention.
The lingerie also helps – guys really get off on seeing me in a thong, garter belts, and stockings.
Do you have any sort of butt beauty regime to keep it looking good?
I keep my diamond beautiful! In my job, I’m always walking and squatting – it never gets a moment to relax. I’ve been doing that for years so it looks like it’s paying off.
How are you celebrating your win?
I’m keeping it on the down-low in my day-to-day life – I have kids and the way the internet is now I don’t want everyone knowing my business.
But I’m definitely celebrating on Squirt – there’s lots of guys that I’m chatting with who are all keen to help me celebrate and really give me a good time.
Does winning a title such as Best Ass give you more confidence when you’re chatting with guys on hook-up apps?
I’m definitely proud to have the title. A lot of guys went up for it and I’m honoured to have won.
I was already pretty confident about my ass – it’s what everyone compliments me on – but it makes me wicked hot when guys tell me about their fantasies. I love it when guys tell me what they’re going to do to my ass when they get their hands on it.
You can connect with our Best Ass winner on Squirt.org – search by user-name, the ass that you’re looking for belongs to user-name “Swallow612”.
Squirt.org member phil9325, our certified travelling slut, has paid a few visits this year (and loads) to multiple gay cities in the US, including his visits to Fort Lauderdale, Florida and recently Dore Alley in San Francisco. This time, he is taking us to New York City, a place where gays can’t get enough dick.
Hello, and welcome back, my lovely sluts, to another entry of the Journal of the Travelling Slut, your guide to the dos and fucks of gay destinations and events.
Throughout the summer, I had the chance to visit one of my favourite cities, New York City. A city full of magic, lights, fashion, food, culture and, most importantly, lots and lots of horny gay men.
Buckle up as we explore what the concrete jungle offers for your horny hole, including my fave spots at the Eagle, The Cock and how to find sex parties in the big city.
Where should I stay, and how long should I visit NYC?
The first thing to note is that NYC can be quite an expensive visit if you don’t have a rich daddy to stay with; some of the cheapest months to visit are January and February, but you won’t be able to cruise those outdoor parks and hot spots, such as on those hot summer days.
That said, if you decide to visit when the gays are out and about at Central Park, I recommend you go during pride or sometime in July when the gays are guaranteed to be horned up from the sun.
If you have never been to this place, or you are a regular, you need to figure out what your vibe is to find your hotel. I tend to find places close to the theatre and the Eagle so I can do the two gay things I love: musicals and cruising. Your best bets, in my opinion, are Chelsea or the dreaded Times Square (I know this can be busy, but if you have never visited, it is a great way to be close to the main attractions).
Explore My Fave NYC Gay Hookup Spot: The Eagle
Since this ain’t your usual travel guide, I will just give you the best ways to find yourself the greatest dicks of your life. As I mentioned earlier, the Eagle is a must-visit in NYC. If you like cruising, having sex while others watch, or just dancing with sweaty, hairy, leather daddies, then this is the place to be.
Located off 11th Street in Chelsea, the Eagle offers a world of mischief and sexiness. The first floor offers you a great dance floor and amazing eye candy. Now, if you are horny after arriving in the city, then you must go to the second floor. This floor is a guaranteed good time.
Be prepared to clothes check your stuff, and have your ass out in your sexy jockstrap. From here, cruise along the floor and be ready to get on your knees or bend over for all the horny daddies looking to use you.
I always walk up, and in three seconds or less, I am getting spit roasted by leather daddies. If heaven is a place on earth, I believe it is the Eagle NYC.
Each side of the floor is a bit “darker” if you want to hook up more in the anon form, or you can go to the main area and go at it.
As a word of advice, arrive early as the Eagle is popular, and the line can be quite long sometimes. Also, be prepared to pay cover depending on the type of event they have. The best nights to visit this place are Wednesday, as it is jockstrap night, and it is guaranteed that you will see some of the best asses of your life and leave with cum leaking down your leg.
Friday and Saturday are also great times to go out as everyone will be out to release some steam from the week. Maybe you’ll find yourself a finance daddy to rail you and then pay for your visits.
Later: Cum Explore The Cock for More Gay Cruising Fun
If your vibe is even more cruisy and dungeon vibes, then you need to head downtown and visit The Cock. There isn’t much advertisement for you to see what to expect but the name should give you a pretty good idea.
This bar is the definition of a great cruising experience. Very low lights, dark beats, and lots of hungry cocks and holes looking for a good time. Some NYC horny gays recommend that you start your night at the Eagle and then head down to the Cock to finish yourself off. Most horny New Yorkers will be here looking to breed and then head home to sleep and head to brunch in the morning.
What If The Bar Scene Is Not My Scene?
NYC probably has one of the best cruising spots I have ever visited. Central Park may be the place to go for a run, see some museums, and go tan in your speedo with no place to go for a swim, but it is also the home of The Ramble, the cruisiest spot in town.
The Ramble is located in the middle of the park, and it is not hard to find. However, it is easy to get lost once you enter. There are a lot of different trails that you can take and areas behind bushes and trees where you can misbehave. The potential of this area is endless, but make sure you leave a trail so you can actually find your way out at the end.
This place is full of families during the day (when I first visited), so finding someone who is cruising and has the space to do so can be challenging. That said, most gay New Yorkers recommend you visit after sunset as no one is around but horny men looking for cock.
Wear something comfortable and easily removable so daddies can pound your hole and have an open mind to the potential of finding great sex outdoors. Grab your cock, make eye contact and get on your knees. As a note, the park closes at 1 am, so make sure to cum before then so you don’t get blue balls.
What Other Options Do Horny Gays Have When in New York City?
The last thing I would recommend are sex parties. Every week, if not every day, there is a sex party happening here. One great way to find these is by subscribing to their newsletter.
The sex parties I’ve experienced and would recommend are Gush, Pighaus, Scumm, and the Bear Party. Each one of these parties has a different theme and vibe, but it is definitely the place where you will be left with a gapping, cummy hole. Make sure to check where the location is and the theme of the party; some can be kinkier than others. One of the last parties I attended was at a hotel with over 40 guys. I walked in, stripped down and had a daddy bend me over the couch. After that, I didn’t get up for a good hour, just taking everyone’s cock and load.
One thing that I do, and you can copy as well, is to go to one of these parties as your “pre” and find friends that would be down to go with you to the Ramble or the Eagle after; that way, you get yourself a cruising crew.
Trust me, most gay New Yorkers are always down to fuck and be friends. It is not an uptight city, so you have to go with an open mind and open hole.
If this is your first time or your 100th visit to this city, New York never ceases to amaze me about how much cock you can get here. Make sure to make the most of it and take as many loads as possible. The men here are sexy, horny, and friendly (unlike the popular belief that New Yorkers are mean).
Until next time my sluts, stay horny and take as many loads as you can. I’ll continue to report where the biggest loads are at. My goal is to attend Pride here next year, and I can guarantee you, I may not be able to walk after.
KRISTEN BJORN: Good Morning: James takes Bastian’s hips into his hands and gently guides his throbbing cock into Bastian’s primed ass. James begins with gently assailing Bastian’s ass until Bastian is able to catch his breath and release his muscular grip!
“Just a vers gaymer who likes to show hole and make people smile.” – THAT NAKED GAYMER
At DAILY SQUIRT, we do LOVE HOLE… and this sweetheart loves to spread wide and show off his tasty fuckable hole with a wholesome smile (nice touch). Isn’t he THE BEST?!!!
SEAN CODY: After their shirtless workout in the park, the guys head back to the studio where they strip down to their jockstraps. Kieran gets onto the massage table where he gets oiled down and rubbed up until his bulge begins to swell…
RAGING STALLION: After a tough day at work — including having to fire Derek Kage, one of his most erratic drivers — ‘Let It Ride’ car service manager Beau Butler is looking to forget his troubles. Lucky for him, co-worker Brogan is right by his side and on the hunt for an interoffice flip-fuck. Right on a conference table, Brogan, wearing only a black jockstrap, throws back his legs to let Beau finger, service, and rim his hole.
Wanting some attention on his own ass, Beau hops on the table for a bareback ride on Brogan before bending over his own desk to get fucked hard. Beau, almost ready to burst, finishes off the workplace hookup by topping his associate until Brogan is covered in two hot loads. Satisfied from their after-hours activities, both men prepare to leave the office — until the power cuts out and they’re faced with the deadly consequences of terminating someone as unhinged as Derek Kage.
Here I was a 35ish guy, 140, 5’6, tight little ass, in great shape and an 8” uncut cock heading out to a local island outside Vancouver with six guys for a weekend on our buddy’s estate. Everyone was very straight except me but they didn’t know my little secret.
The estate had 10 bedrooms with a huge dock that contained a 35’ motorboat cruiser. The guys wanted to drink lots of scotch, fish, swim and generally let loose.
The Friday night we had a BBQ and our host invited the owner of a B&B, Marco, from next door and a couple other locals. We all swam during the afternoon choosing swim suits from the pool house. By the time I had a choice it was either a small blue Speedo or a medium white one. I knew from experience that the small size would not hold my cock and plum sized balls and also knew that the white would be transparent with the least amount of water.
I chose the white one but wore a mid thigh Hawaiian shirt to best cover myself. needless to say I stayed far from the water sunning instead on the beach. The ensuing BBQ was incredible with a great time had by all. By midnight there was just me and Marco in the hot tub and our host feeding us drinks. Marco and me had switched to beer early on while the rest, including our host had stayed on scotch, not a wise move for them.
Marco, (who was around 6’ tall and about 160 lbs and very exotic looking like a Spaniard) and I were half drunk and talking about sex like guys do when our host opened the back sliding doors to bring us a beer before he turned in. As expected you could clearly see my entire manhood through the white Speedos. As I moved out of the water to receive the two beers I felt a hand on my entire little butt push me out of the water a bit. As he pushed with one hand, his middle finger slipped between my cheeks and rubbed my puckered asshole! Geez!
I had no idea that was coming. With the host gone so did the motion activated light leaving us in a hot tub with underwater lights illuminating my clearly obvious hardon. He got the green light to continue when I didn’t object to his searching middle finger so moved a little closer and started to rub my cock through the 100% transparent Speedo. Please, please, don’t let me cum soon I thought.
There was no way I was going to be jerked off so I put my hand under Marco’s boxer type swimsuit to pull his cock into the open but still underwater. Geez, another 8” cut cock, hard as a rock with a slight curve near the huge purple head. His balls were enormous and like his crotch were entirely shaved. I pushed him up on the edge of the hot tub and took him into my mouth knowing that anyone coming out would be heard with the sound of the sliding door and the motion light.
It wasn’t water in my mouth, that was a river of pre-cum and was heavenly. I swirled my tongue around his entire knob and laved up and down that huge cock. After a couple of minutes he wanted to taste my 8”. Wow, he was good, going overboard as if possessed while finding my asshole with that middle finger and slowly rubbing my prostate. I lasted about 5 minutes and blew my 3 day load into his mouth. He looked at me, ran his tongue over his lips, making a show of swallowing all I had given him.
We switched and I was soon power sucking that purple knob just inside my mouth and darting tongue. I have no idea where he found so much pre-cum but it was sweet and thick like cum. He liked my moves but had his hands on my head in case I was going to pull off when he came – hardly likely!
His first blast almost choked me as it hit my tonsils and the next few shots told me he had enjoyed my bj. Totally satisfied, we both finished our beers and dragged ourselves from the tub. He hugged me and asked about tomorrow, we’ll see!
I was tired, half drunk but so wound up I ambled to my bed to try to sleep. After a couple of hours, around 3 am I put on a housecoat and took a blanket to the beach. The sandy beach, the warm midsummer air and a full moon was what I needed as I fell off to sleep. I guess I was sleeping on my side dreaming of cock and being ass fucked when my dream seemed too real. Slightly awake I realized my housecoat was open and a hard wet cock was rubbing up and down my shaved ass crack. I was being spooned by my new friend who apparently saw my flashlight heading to the beach.
He didn’t need to be invited so slipped that beauty in my very tight little ass in one push. He must have had super lube of some sort or maybe it was the beer but I had no pain just pleasure as he continued to pound me while stoking my hard cock. He had moved me onto my belly (my favourite position) and had his legs outside mine as he fucked relentlessly in and out of my lubed butt. As he pushed I pushed my ass to meet his thrusts. He alternated between pinching my erect nipples and squeezing my little butt cheeks as he got closer to filling me with his seed.
He arched his back as he tried to push his cock as far as any man had done while I pushed back with eager acceptance. The blast of sound from his mouth, the quivering thighs, pounding heart, and the warm seed told me he had just bred me well. Wow!
With nothing left to give we both hugged our affection until I told him I needed to go. Whew!
On Saturday morning everyone except Marco feasted on breakfast as our host outlined an afternoon of boating and fishing. All I could think about was that hard cock in my ass while the others thought of the fish they would catch or claim to.
I walked my buds to the dock and feigned not feeling well. I told them not to worry about me I would lay down in my room. I went through the back door and out the front right over to my new friends mansion before the boat had even left the dock.
Marco was not expecting me but by the hard cock greeting me he was happy to see me. Bare ass naked he led me through the house. Me wearing those scanty white Speedos with my cock trying desperately to break free of its prison. He led me to his spectacular bedroom, one of 8, with an expansive window overlooking the water. He asked me what I wanted and without hesitation I told him his cock in my ass while I watched the boat next door heading out to sea.
He caressed my hard, athletic butt cheeks as he pulled the silky Speedos down my legs. I cleaned my innards and every nook and cranny in anticipation of a good fuck. His luxurious window-facing couch was a great place to lean over the back in order to see the water and have a cock in me so that’s where we started. Last night on the beach with passion guiding Marco was different than today. He carefully ran his cock along my shaved crack each time having his cock hit the puckered hole a little bit harder each time until it casually slipped in up to his pubic hair.
His huge nuts sounded incredible as they hit my ass or balls and although he had cum twice hours before I knew there was a lot juice in those balls. As the boat with my friends cruised out of site I could feel the sweat drip from his forehead on my back telling me he was close. He came as he pulled out for a lunge and fought to contain the cum in my ass. My cock erupted as he came and splattered the entire back of his couch. As he finished the remainder inside my tight ass he pulled out to gather some wasted seed and pushed that in with his cock head while continuing to fuck me until he softened.
We both tumbled to the floor laughing and knowing that we both had found fuck buddies. He slapped my ass as we entered the shower, as he soaped my little ass that had taken two massive loads within hours he reminded me that we still had Sunday. I reminded him that the guys would be gone for hours. He went down on his knees to take my mushroom head into mouth and sucked until I couldn’t take anymore. I told him him he could either fill my mouth or my ass again if he could still cum. With that and no response I grabbed his balls and pulled him out of the shower, threw some towels on the floor and mounted his cock with him on his back. I told him not to work I would fuck him with my ass.
I bounced on his cock cowboy then reverse cowboy cause he said he liked to watch his cock go in my little butt. I rode him for about 20 minutes without cumming till we were both exhausted. I would get more juice from him sooner than later.
My friends returned from the cruise with lots of fish requiring another BBQ with of course, Marco. Hmm the late night beach was incredible but tonight when again we were alone I would let him breed me again in the hot tub. By 10 pm the guys were heading to bed, I could barely think of anything except him fucking me.
He was thinking the same thing as we entered the pool without clothes. I took him into my mouth intent of making him very very hard. I didn’t have to try he was ready. He moved me with my top half on the deck and the bottom at cock level in the tub. I felt like a cum whore as I pushed back as he pushed in hoping to draw a hot load from that beautiful cock. He told me he wanted to cum in my mouth instead of my butt. He pulled out hesitantly and washed himself in the hot tub before I wrapped my lips around his cock.
I took him further than I imagined until his pubic hair touched my lips. I didn’t gag just accepted that monster head in my throat. There was no head holding, face pounding he took his time enjoying my lips under his head while occasionally taking all the way into my throat. He put his hands on my face lovingly as he dumped a huge sweet cum load in my mouth. We laughed as one spurt came out my nose.
