I grew up on a farm in what felt like the middle of nowhere. As puberty hit and I realised that I was gay-as-fuck, it felt like a cruel irony that the nearest gay bar was about three hours away.
But – I’ve now realised – living in a rural area doesn’t mean that you’re not going to get any man-on-man action. You just might need to approach things slightly differently.
Here’s some tips to help you hook-up and get your rocks off.
Use Squirt’s Cruising Directory to Find Local Cruising Spots Near You
While it’s easy to think of metropolis cities where gay saunas, clubs and even cruisy local gyms are aplenty, there are always places to find sleazy sex – no matter where you go.
Whether it’s gay hookups in the UK, like Blackpool and saunas like W3Sauna, the point is – you may not realize that certain cruise spots exist. Squirt makes it easy to find the best gay pick-up sites.
That being said, quality cruising generally requires a certain level of through traffic to ensure that you’re not spending hours manning an under-used glory-hole. Make sure that you’re tilting the odds in your favour – a truck-stop on the highway is probably a better bet than the toilets out the back of the church hall.
Rest stop cruising might mean a little bit of travel, but it ensures you get access to all the fun. So take a ride with a trucker at M6 Keele Services Northbound, and meet someone outside the gay village.
Take It Outside
One of the pluses of living in a rural area is that it’s generally a bit easier to find a quiet corner where you’re not going to be disturbed. Getting naked and getting it on in the great outdoors is awesome.
While the lack of people may make park cruising in a rural area seem like a bit of a long-shot, if you can make eye contact with the right man then you can make the most of the remoteness of where you’re at.
One of the surprising things about rural areas is that – contrary to initial appearances – there’s generally quite a lot of men around who are totally up for having a bit of fun. They may not see themselves as gay, but they know better than to pass up the offer of a decent blowjob or an eager ass.
Arrange a Gay Hookup Online and Meet in the City
If you’re not getting any action close to home, put the technology to work. Hook-up apps and online chat options can easily put you in touch with guys all over the world. Why not plan an expedition to your nearest city? You can create yourself a spreadsheet and just line the guys up. Or you make the most of your time in the city and visit bathhouses and sex-on-premises venues so that you can drain your balls dry before heading back to the literal no-man’s land of your day-to-day life.
Get Online for Gay Sex
Online solutions are an ideal way to fill the gaps between any in-person hook-ups.
Video and chat options are better than ever and the possibilities are endless – including group chat rooms on Squirt that make it easy to jerk off with others and share explicit videos and texts with hot lads. So, turn on that 4K camera, and have some fun with some other guys – the bonus is that you can get your rocks off from the comfort of your own home, no matter how rural or remote that is.
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