Travel aficionado and Squirt.org Member Urplaypal (Andy Oh) expands our existing gay clothing-optional series to take us on his adventure to a resort in Gay Uruguay at Undarius Hotel Gay Men’s Resort in Chihuahua Beach; also check out his gay clothing-optional resort Villa 3 review: it’s a hot one!

Someone was kissing me in a dream. As my vision adjusted in the velvety darkness, I saw the tip of a cock brushing my lips. I responded happily, giving the cock head a lick and then opening my mouth.

I was in a shared budget room at Undarius Hotel, a gay male, another great clothing-optional resort located in Chihuahua, only 400 metres from Chihuahua Beach in Uruguay. The four beds in the suite were occupied by me and by my roommates Jorge, a well-muscled 50-year-old Argentine and Lucas, a slender and cute twink 35-year-old from Chile. We had only met that morning at breakfast. 

As I started sucking Jorge’s hard cock, I heard our other roommate rouse from his sleep and slide onto my bed. Soon we were in a three-way cock sucking session, a fine way to make friends.

If you’re travelling alone and want to economize and get cozy with guys, I recommend Undarius Resort’s shared room option.

Within a walled garden with a big swimming pool, this resort is only a couple blocks from Playa Chihuahua, the country’s official gay nude beach, as Undarius is one of the world’s secret gay getaways.

The restaurant/bar offers a varied daily menu, including great breakfasts. There are tables for couples, plus a large communal table, or you can have breakfast al fresco on the terrace. Drinks, including Uruguayan and international wines, beers, and fancy cocktails, can be taken to the garden, poolside, or by the Jacuzzi. 

WiFi service is available everywhere on the property, the resort offers room cleaning daily, and if you are driving from elsewhere or renting a car for your trip, there is plenty of parking. Extra services include beach umbrellas and chairs, bicycle rentals, luggage storage and laundry, plus massages.

The garden, the swimming pool and the bubbling Jacuzzi are ideal for flirting with your fellow naked guests. If you prefer a different setting and a chance to meet more naked men, Playa Chihuahua, the nude beach, is only a couple blocks away. The gay section is a hundred metres south of the main beach.

What is the Best Time to Visit Playa Chihuahua?

I took my trip during February, and the Atlantic Ocean was chilly when I took a quick dip (the South American summer), but the warm sand of the dunes was inviting, and every hollow was a nest for naked men. You can play with new friends in the dunes a few steps inland. Or take your beach buddy back to your room at Undarius to share the spacious showers or play in the large comfy beds.

The weather in Chihuahua during this time of year is warm and enjoyable, with average highs ranging from 82.6°F (28.1°C) to 76.6°F (24.8°C).

Undarius is 15 kilometres west of Punte del Este, Uruguay’s sophisticated beach resort. It is 120 kilometres from Montevideo, the nation’s capital and largest city. The coastal highway makes getting there quick in your rental car, or you can ride buses to the nearest stop along the road. 

The resort is a quarter kilometre down from the highway. Taxis are scarce in this area, so either be prepared to walk the short distance or arrange a taxi in advance.

Why Should Gay Males Travel to Uruguay’s Undarius Resort?

Open during the Southern Hemisphere’s summer from October until April, Undarius Resort is a luxury getaway for gay men. Superior Double Rooms can accommodate up to three guests travelling together and have kitchenettes, king-size beds, and a second bed. 

Standard Double Rooms have a double bed for one or two guys, and for solo travellers wanting company and economy, there are two shared rooms, each with four beds. Shared spaces include individual safes and secure lockers, and large shared bathrooms. All rooms are air-conditioned, luxuriously appointed, and have LED televisions.

Suppose you plan to come to Undarius more than once during your travels. In that case, you can become an Undarius Member for discounts on your stays, free transfer from the resort to Punta del Este airport or bus stops, and extra time for relaxed arrivals and checkouts; this is a great bonus if, like in my travels, you want to come and go for a few days to explore further away.

Partners Fran and Mario built the Undarius in 2012 to be a tranquil haven taking advantage of the site’s beautiful location. Fran said, “We want guests to feel at home and tell us any need.”

Fran said Undarius also hosts special events like “Naked theatre, live music, drag queen shows, male nude drawing, yoga for men, etc.”

What Are Some Fun Gay Vacation Attractions and Activities Near Undarius Gay Hotel?

Nearby, Punta del Este is a beach town with high-rise hotels, restaurants, nightclubs, casinos and museums. You can take a boat tour from the harbour to view whales and sea lions. For surfers, the waves can get gnarly, and lessons, boards and wet suit rentals are available for those who like to make a splash.

In the area, you can also see the eccentric Casapueblo museum, once the studio of artist Carlos Paez Vilaro. Or, you can tour a local vineyard and taste uniquely Uruguayan “Tanic” wine, among other varieties.

Plus, visit Piriapolis, a Victorian beach town with a grand hotel and casino set on a sheltered bay where the water is warm enough to enjoy a swim.

You can hike or bike to Chihuahua Beach, among the lagoons and pine forests, closer to the resort. Watch for whales and see the many species of birds in this rich coastal ecosystem.

Can I Partake in Some Gay 420 Fun in Uruguay and Chihuahua Beach?

Get high! Uruguay is the first nation on earth to legalize cannabis. Licensed stores sell it only to citizens, though it’s not hard to find a friend who’ll share some with you.

What Else Can I Explore as a Hot Gay Male in Uruguay?

Beyond the resort, there’s lots to see. Uruguay is a small country with many attractions, and the guys at Undarius are there to help. “There are many options in the season for tourists, and we can advise them, of course,” said Fran. “We are both from Spanish-speaking countries but also understand English, French, Portuguese, Catalan and Italian.”

During my trip in February, my travels included stays in Montevideo (which does feature a local gay sauna named Toronto Sauna [not to be confused with the Canadian capital]). I also checked out Buenos Aires on the opposite side of Rio de la Plata; the ferry ride is close to four hours, easily connecting you to this major Argentinian city; this “Rio” is more like a sea than a river, and fast ferries connect the two cities. 

Both cities of Montevideo and Buenos Aires offer lots of attractions like colonial architecture, high-rise business and shopping districts, museums, soccer and polo stadiums, plus tours to nearby vineyards, visits to ranches (estancias) for horseback riding and barbecues with the gauchos. Also, both cities have great gay nightlife, such as Chains Pub, a popular gay bar in the center of Montevideo.

Also, Il Tempo is a popular club in Montevideo that attracts a diverse crowd, including gay and bisexual guys, straight girls, lesbians, and sometimes straight guys. It starts as a bar before 1 am and becomes a lively dancefloor with DJs playing house and techno music and impressive drag shows. The nightlife was fun, but my favourite part of the trip was staying at Undarius.

Visit Montevideo’s cultural attractions like Solix Theatre, built in 1856 in the Italian Neo-classical style. It regularly stages operas, plays and symphonies; see the Plaza Independencia with the unique, turreted Palacio Salvo. Carnival time in Montevideo is from January to March when hundreds of performers dance in the Desfile de Llamadas. 

An excursion to Iguazu Falls takes you away from Undarius Resort for a few days, but it’s worth seeing the world’s largest waterfall system, one of its seven natural wonders.

Now, Back to Undarius and Its Naked Boys

Down on the beach, we Undarius boys gathered at a rustic gay-friendly cafe to watch the sun go down. By a quirk of geography, the sun sets directly off-shore, sinking into the water, odd considering the Atlantic is to the east. 

At sunset, the Chicho Chihuahua beach cafe plays Revel’s Bolero to accompany the dramatic moment, and we all raised a toast as the sun sank into the ocean. 

The next morning, I was enjoying the warm air on my naked body, with gentle breezes tickling the tip of my prick. From the terrace, I looked down onto the swimming pool and garden. My roommates, Jorge and Lucas, shared a lounger, stroking each other’s cocks. Watching their ardour made me hard as a rock, a transformation my roommates noticed, and they motioned for me to join them. 

It was turning into another hot morning in this gay paradise.

CONTACT

Undarius Resort

Address: Calle la Rastrera, 20003 Chihuahua, Maldonado, Uruguay

Telephone: +598 422 57 87 69 WhatsApp +598 99 56 36 51

Email: info@undarius.com

Website: https://www.undarius.com

ABOUT THE AUTHOR

Andy Oh lives near Vancouver. He frequently travels the world searching for sensual delights to share with his readers. He is Urplaypal on Squirt, and you can email him at andy.oh@hotmail.com. 

Giving a great handjob isn’t just about going through the motions – done right, jacking a guy’s cock can be elevated from a basic bit of hand action to something approaching an art form.

The general rule is that it takes about 10,000 hours or 10 years of practice in order to become an expert at something. By either of those measures, most men could consider themselves grand masters when it comes to jacking their own cocks, but giving a handjob to someone else requires a different mindset and skillset.

Here’s some tips and tricks to help you deliver an unforgettable handjob.

Why a handjob over gay penetrative sex?

Sure, we could just fuck, but there’s a lot more to exploring and experience sexual pleasure than just flipping a coin and figuring out whose turn it is to be on top.

Penetrative sex is awesome, but sometimes that may not be on the table.

You may be itching for your first gay experience and don’t know where to start, or you’ve gotten into a spontaneous situation where you didn’t think about douching and want to have fun without the mess. Or, if you’re cruising in a car, a late-night hot tub, or the sauna at your local cruising gym near your home, sometimes you know you and your hand will be a lot more proficient for the location or the risk of getting caught involved.

But even if you’re confident that you will get to fucking at some point, a quality hand-job is a great inclusion in your foreplay repertoire. There’s nothing like grabbing a hard, new cock and acquainting yourself with how girthy and delicious it feels before you take this meat to your mouth, your hole, or whatever else you’ve got planned for your hook-up.

Plus, while it can’t be guaranteed, when asking yourself, “can I get an STD from a handjob?” the simple answer is that you’re generally reducing your risks of STI transmission if you avoid penetrative sex.

Gay men give some of the best handjobs!

While the results may not stand up to robust peer-review, our extensive research indicates that gay men give the best handjobs. Sure, all men love to goon and bate, but gay men have a lot more experience at jacking off another man’s penis. While a straight guy might be up for it, if the circumstances are right or they’re curious enough to tackle their first bisexual experience, a gay guy will leap at the opportunity without hesitation or shame.

How to give a great gay handjob

When it comes to giving another guy a handjob, an easy starting point is to think about what feels good when you’re jacking your own cock. The techniques that you use to pleasure yourself are probably going to feel pretty good to whoever’s cock you’ve got your hands on. But let’s just recap how to make sure that you’re bringing your A-game.

Lube

This is perhaps the most critical step and one that is often overlooked. You’re going to need some quality lube. Sure, if you’re uncircumcised, you can jack-off without lube. But this is not about quickly trying to rub one out, you want to take your time – you want to deliver some real pleasure to the man you’re with, and spit will only take you so far.

Whether the cock that you’re working with is cut or uncut, apply the lube generously to your hands and the guy’s cock. An oil-based lube is probably going to be best – you don’t want it to dry out or get tacky while you’re stroking.

Take your time – applying the lube is part of the foreplay. It’s a lot of fun to get that cock hard, get it lubed-up and ready for action.

Warm up that dick!

When you’re jacking your own cock, you might just take hold and have at – if it’s just a quick wank you probably hit it hard and fast and get the job done.

When you’re giving another guy a hand-job, you want to ease into it. Start slowly, gently. Give his balls some attention, work up and down the entire cock shaft, treat that cock with respect and build up some trust – you want that guy totally relaxed and confident that you know what you’re doing.

Use your whole hand

You want to get both hands involved. You want to use your entire hand – palms and fingers all working together, up and down the length of his lubed-up cock-shaft.

Experiment with different strokes

Put as much variation as you can into the experience. Vary the speed of your strokes, vary the length of your strokes, vary the pressure of your strokes, vary your positions – left hand, right hand, both hands.

Get a feel for which variations he responds best to. Let his body language guide you as to what to do more of and what to less of. If his body language isn’t giving you any clues, you’re going to have to ask him: “Does this feel good?” “Do you like that?” “Are you getting close?”

Finish strong

When you’re giving a guy a quality hand-job, you’re effectively edging him. If your hand-job is part of the foreplay and you’re working up to getting fucked, then you need to make sure that you don’t take him too close to the edge. But if the hand-job is the main course, then you’re going to want to ensure that you deliver a decent happy-ending.

When it’s happy-ending time, it shouldn’t take much to push him over the edge – if you’ve been edging him properly he should be already hovering in that orgasmic zone. Simply shifting up a gear and increasing the speed and intensity of your strokes should quickly push him past the point of no-return and deliver a powerful and pleasurable climax.

Study for Experience and Go for Extra Credit when Possible

Sex Ed. rarely covers masturbation in enough detail, let alone how to transfer those skills to delivering a quality hand-job to another guy. While you can get pretty efficient just by learning on the job, a bit of homework will help take your skills next-level.

The internet is a good starting point – gay handjob compilations let you watch how others tackle the task.

There’s also tantra practitioners who specialise in lingam massage. Lingam massages focus on a guy’s cock. You may not want to immerse yourself in the world of tantra, but watching lingam massage practitioners at work is fascinating and a great way to learn. Better yet, book yourself in for a lingam massage and experience those skills first-hand so you can maximise the pleasure you provide to your bate-brothers.

Written by Gareth Johnson