Squirt.org member phil9325, our certified travelling slut, stopped for a quick 2-day layover in Amsterdam and had to share all the do’s and dick’s to do in this European Gay Capital. Check out his naked and horny adventures below so you can plan your next stop in the Netherlands’ Capital. Also, check out his previous Sydney World Pride Adventure:

Welcome to another entry of the Journal of the Travelling Slut. This time, I had the chance to check out what happens in the gay cruising Amsterdam scene. 

Amsterdam is a city where people move around riding bicycles, and gays have many venues to ride some hard dicks. From various cruising bars, a fantastic gay sauna, and a gay city overall, Amsterdam offers everything a travelling slut like me (or you) needs to have a good time.

What Goes On During The Week In Amsterdam?

If you make it to Amsterdam during a European trip, and this trip happens to be during the week, don’t be disappointed because the city has something going on for horny gays every day of the week, not just on sex-filled weekends only.

For starters, Amsterdam is considered the gay capital of Europe (and some Dutch will tell you it was even the gay capital of the world). With a reputation as the gay capital (even if the title is coming from biased sources), you’ll be spreading your ass cheeks with glee with anticipation, and you already know you are in for a good time. 

What Are the Amsterdam Sex Clubs and Gay Saunas Like?

Your first stop should always be the gay saunas in Amsterdam. As you know, no matter what sauna or bathhouse or frequent, you can guarantee you’ll get precisely what you’re looking for… DICK! 

In this case, you must check out Sauna Nieuwezijds (on the street of the same name). Although a smaller sauna than perhaps others I’ve been to, it offers everything you need and more. 

First, as you get in, you get a free drink, and if you feel hungry, they have a full kitchen, so you could get some fries while getting your hole pounded! Could it get better than that? 

If you love full nudity and the freedom that comes with that, you must go on a Tuesday for their naked night: no towels allowed, and a great time to be naked and get down to action instantly. 

I had a great time in the dark room, bent against the wall and on the sling. If something is impressive about Amsterdam boys is that they all have huge cocks, and as a size queen, I was in heaven taking every single load those guys wanted to put in me. 

If you want more privacy, you can head into a private room, which is free to use; however, I like to be watched, so I made sure to put on a show for all the daddies so they would take turns wrecking and loading me.

If the sauna is not your vibe or you don’t feel like paying to get laid, there are various cruising bars to check out. 

Which Gay Bars in Amsterdam Should I Check Out?

I also visited a few gay bars and clubs during my trip to Amsterdam. To start, Dirty Dicks is a perfect bar located downtown (attached to The Eagle), open every day until 3 AM. You have to be let in, and once in, make sure to order a drink as there is no cover, but it is a courtesy to pay for a drink so you aren’t just loitering and not supporting this fine establishment.

You can coat-check as many or as few clothes as you want. I went fully naked, but be ready to be the only one as people tend to get shy and not coat check much. I figured, why not? When in the gay capital, why be shy? I also like guys to see that I am ready for action and for them to check my big ass, which is always prepared for a good pounding.

You have two floors to play in this venue. If you like the mystery of the dark, the second floor is your place. I started my venture here, and right away, I was put on my knees by someone who nutted into my mouth after a quick BJ. If you need more light or want to go on a sling, the first floor is the place for you. Guys can be shy initially, so start at the top and take everyone downstairs for a big orgy. Either way, this bar has that grungy and horny vibe you need to get dirty and feel like your best, raunchy, most ready-to-bareback self. 

It’s no surprise, being naked and all, I was very popular, walking around with my hard cock and ass out, making eye contact to get the attention of various hot males. Be bold and walk around with your sexy energy so all the patrons and daddies want to play with you. 

I finished the night here fucking a couple who was also visiting, and we ended up checking other bars together, so definitely, you can take a few loads and make friends. Getting a load from a friend is an authentic bonding experience. 

If you want to check something during the day, your next option would be The Web. Another place located downtown is between the sauna I visited and Dirty Dicks. 

You can have a casual drink and then suck someone in the back. This venue is more for older daddies, bears, and leather fans. Yet, it is very welcoming. Again, this place is grungy and has that down-and-dirty vibe I crave, and if that’s what you like too, you horny devil, make sure to make a stop if you are just bopping around the city, and unsure what to do (or who to do) first. 

If you like to party, then Club Church is your place. This bar is located a bit further from downtown and the city center but, you must trust me, it is worth the visit. 

Surprisingly, Thursdays were jam-packed, so I recommend you go early to get there before the crowd. However, once you’re there, you can play anywhere you want. The second floor offers benches and slings, and the basement provides the classic gay darkroom experience. 

If you like the freedom to be fully naked and party, then Wednesday night is for you. Although not as busy as a Thursday, it is an enjoyable and welcoming time, and trust me, you will have a lot of fun. 

You will have to pay to get in, but it is worth every Euro, and you get to be naked with many hot, hairy men. Make sure to go early, as I made the mistake of going late, and many guys were getting ready to leave (it is a weekday, after all). Yet, I still managed to get fucked by a few guys in the darkroom (and if you are reading this, whoever you were, thanks for the loads) and on the fuck bench by the bar… after all, I do like to put on a show for everyone.

What About the Weekend?

You can expect every place to be packed and at capacity for a weekend, with many options to get sweaty and naughty. You can visit all the places I mentioned above and others like The Eagle, Spijker Bar, The Queen’s Head, Bar Blend and more. It all depends on what your vibe and mood are those days. 

No matter what you decide to do or when you go, Amsterdam will welcome you with open arms and legs to put your dick in someone special, or just someone who is there, willing and consenting for cock! 

Amsterdam is perfect for letting loose and having much naked, sweaty fun. Meet some locals; the Dutch gay men are very friendly and HUNG! So you will have a good time with whoever you meet. 

Until next time, stay slutty, and I’ll continue my travels to find the best places for you to get that dick wet and that hole wrecked. 

XO Phil, aka the travelling slut

Twitter: @philduchampxxx

Once again, the tribe will be assembling in Chicago for IML – International Mr. Leather – the annual event that brings together queer kink-enthusiasts of all persuasions.

Are you feeling a bit kink-curious? Here’s everything you need to know.

What is International Mr. Leather?

IML is probably the world’s largest leather and fetish event, bringing together gay and bisexual males from all walks of life for a weekend of fun, exploration, and community.

IML was founded in 1979 as a small gathering of leather enthusiasts in Chicago. While retaining the inclusive spirit of those early days, IML has now grown into an annual event that attracts thousands of men from all around the world.

When is IML in 2023?

The 2023 edition of the International Mr. Leather event will be held from 25 May until 29 May at Chicago’s Congress Hotel and Convention Center.

What Happens at IML?

IML is a celebration of all things leather and fetish. You can expect to see a wide range of people and interests represented at the event – showcasing kinks and fetishes of all descriptions.

The event programme includes workshops, demonstrations, parties, and play spaces.

There’s also the awarding of the title of International Mr. Leather. There’s always a lot of top-drawer contenders from around the world who have come to Chicago to snatch the crown.

Is IML Right for Me?

IML is open to anyone aged 18 and over, regardless of experience or interest level.

Whether you’re a seasoned veteran of the leather scene or just a curious newcomer, IML is an excellent opportunity to explore your interests in a safe and welcoming environment.

What Do I Wear to IML in 2023?

While we might look to the art of Tom of Finland as setting the benchmark for a stereotypical leather man, the reality is that the leather scene is incredibly diverse and you can wear whatever you feel best expresses the energy that you’re looking to convey.

You don’t have to spend a fortune on gear in order to fit in at IML, but you’re going to want to put together an outfit that makes you feel confident and sexy – whether you’re an obedient leather pup or rocking a simple harness, if it makes you feel fuckable then you’re going to be on the right track.

What are the Rules of IML?

The vibe at IML is relatively relaxed but a couple of key rules that everyone needs to commit to is that there’s no discrimination or harassment at the event. Consent is also a front-and-centre requirement – no one should feel coerced into doing something that they don’t want to do.

What Events Can I Expect At International Mr. Leather

In addition to the many workshops, contests, and parties that are happening throughout the weekend, here are some of the events that you can expect at IML this year:

• The Opening Ceremonies: This is the official start of IML and is your chance to greet the meat.
• The Leather Market: This is your one-stop shop for all your leather and fetish needs, so be sure to bring your wallet – it takes place across the five days of the event.
• The Mr. Leather Contest: This is the main event of IML, where contestants from all over the world compete for the title of International Mr. Leather.
• The Victory Party: Sunday’s music party at The House of Blues is about dancing and letting loose, where you can meet more men and wear your hottest leather gear.
• The Black and Blue Ball: This is your “no camera, no phones” party; with the expectation that you can get all the gay sex in Chicago you crave if you’re travelling for this event.
• The Closing Ceremonies: This is your chance to say goodbye to all the new friends you’ve made over the weekend and to start planning for next year’s IML.
• Don’t forget – you also have the city to take advantage of, which has plenty of gay bars in Chicago, so you can find what gets you hot and horny as plenty of men will be hanging out in the city beyond just the event.

Get your gear ready, the tribe is gathering in Chicago!

Written by Gareth Johnson

Images by D.S.Trumbull Photography