Halloween is almost a week away. It’s the time of year when there’s a little more eye candy to go around. They do say that Halloween is “Gay Christmas”, so that explains why everyone dresses like a ho-ho-ho.
In fact, on October 31st, gay and bi guys pull out all the stops: jock straps, harnesses, masks, their dicks – you name it. That said, it’s not always easy to find something sexy to wear, especially since most marketed men’s costume are targeted to heterosexual men looking to be a cowboy on an inflatable pony, or one of two inflatable boobs.
Since the commercial halloween industry doesn’t cater to gay men, we thought we’d compile some simple costumes you can put together with little expense and, most importantly, little clothing.
1. Soldier
This is probably one of the only costumes that is perfectly suited both for dom tops and sub bottoms. Dom tops can take command, give orders, and make sure their bottoms but in the work. Sub bottoms, on the other hand, can channel their inner “sir, yes sir” and please their partner happily.
Here’s what you’ll need:
- An olive green t-shirt, purchasable anywhere.
- Camouflage pants from your local army surplus store.
- Combat Boots
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2. Sailor
It’s time to get a costume that really gets boys wet. Plus, it doesn’t get any gayer than a sailor. This outfit will let potential suitors know that you’re ready to swab the deck and suck their dick.
Here’s what you’ll need:
- A sailor’s hat
- White pants, shorts, or a jock strap.
3. Adam & Steve
This costume requires a partner, although you can always just go as Adam. There’s nothing that will make guys want your snake more than a biblical twist. In terms of showing off your body, this costume is the most revealing you can go without being fully nude. Although if you do want to be fully nude, power to you!
Here’s what you’ll need:
- A flower crown
- A toy snake
- Underwear, shorts, a jock strap
- Fake leaves (or real leaves, why not?)
4. Bunny
Is this costume overdone? Yes. Will you bump into tons of other guys (largely twinks) in the same outfit? Yes. Will you look sexy as fuck? You bet. There’s a reason this classic is so popular. Because when you dress like rabbits, you fuck like them too!
Here’s what you’ll need:
- Rabin Ears
- A black or white bowtie
- White shorts or a white jockstrap
- White athletic socks
5. Pikachu
When guys see you in this outfit they’ll want to take more than a peek-at-you. In fact, there will be so many hard dicks around that you’ll want to catch ’em all! This costume can easily become a joint costume for you and your boyfriend, partner, fuck buddy, or friend. Every Pikachu needs an Ash!
Here’s what you’ll need:
- Pikachu ears & tail (can be found at costume stores)
- Red face paint for your cheeks
- A yellow short
- Black shorts or a black jock strap or yellow shorts
What are you being for halloween? Leave a comment down below.
