Gay men come in a number of shapes and sizes. Some are muscular, some are skinny, some are chubby. Many guys like being hairy, but others prefer to be silky smooth. Sure, straight guys may also come in these varieties, but only the gay and bi community has created a hot guy taxonomy, where guys can be described in a simple, often animal-related term.
Given that today is National Wildlife Day, we’re going to walk you through the different species in the gay kingdom. So grab your binoculars because we’re going to see all the good stuff that different kinds of hot men have to show.
1. Twink
These young guys are in their early 20s, they’re skinny, they’re smooth from head to toe, and they’ve got stamina like you’ve never seen. When they’re not sipping vodka crans at the local drag bar, they’re cruising Squirt.org, looking for a daddy or a gym bunny to take them home.
2. Otter
The otter has a lot in common with the twink. They’re young, skinny, and energetic, however you can tell them apart by the layer of body hair that covers an otter. They’re not going to wax, trim, or shave. They like their thin frame to be concealed by a little fur.
3. Bear
One of the most recognizable groups in the gay community, bears get their name for obvious reason. They’re older, bigger, and plenty furry. They even have their own flag. When they’re not hanging out in a group, they’re out hunting prey at leather bars.
4. Wolf
Wolves are lean and muscular. They’ve got that a defined chest, a cut stomach, and a nice trail of body hair you just want to run your tongue down. They’re just as wild in the sheets as their name suggests. If you decide you want to give wolves a try, you better be able to keep up.
5. Cubs
Cubs are essentially younger guys with vaguely bear-like characteristics. They tend to be smaller than bears, with a youthful but husky build. You’ll often find them undressed, hanging by the watering hole. They like to form intimate groups and sometime group sex ensues.
6. Gym Bunny
They work out like animals and they fuck like rabbits. These guys spend hours in the gym, getting their body nice and fit for when they hop into bed with a hot guy. They’re dedicated. They spend hours working on their bodies and are just as dedicated to making sure you cum.
