Video games were designed to help people hook up. Think about it this way. First, games break the ice. They whip right past small talk between two strangers by introducing a fun activity. You start with a quick “hi, hello, how are you?” and then get right to the Role-Playing Games (RPGs). Second, they’re flirtatious. The competitive nature of gaming prompts taunting and teasing, winking and laughing. One person says “kiss my ass,” and the other responds “so I take it you like being rimmed, then?”. The innuendo practically writes itself. Soon, you’ve introduced competitive and sexual tension into the room, and you decide that the loser of the next round has to give the other a blowjob. Now all bets are off. And so are your clothes.

Given that today is National Video Games Day, we thought we’d level up and celebrate gaymers. These virtually inclined gays are usually playing with joysticks, or stroking “joysticks” of their own. So, let’s press ‘start’ and load today’s gallery.

1. This game was so hard, his dick got hard too.

2. Losing sucks, literally.

3. Losing is hard to swallow. Cum isn’t.

4. He wrapped his Wii around his wee.

5. His dick is bigger than most guys can handle. Any challengers?

6. He’s looking for someone that knows how to press his buttons.

7. When your gaymer friend says he wants to come ride you.

8. Sex is a multiplayer game.

9. He’s just playing games and hanging out.

10. He calls his dick “the final boss”.

11. Hurry. Plug in your controller.

12. Xbox? More like XXXbox.

13. When it comes to video games, you always end up going head-to-head.

14. RPG? More like SMD.

15. The real victory is for whoever gets to eat that ass.

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