Unfortunately, Hump Day is not as exciting as its name suggests. It’s that day in the middle of the week you have to drag yourself over to even dream of making it to the weekend. Needless to say, you’re going to need a bit of a pick me up by the time 5pm rolls around. Now at Squirt.org we’re experts at getting through a hump. We’re professionals at dealing with hard situations. And we’re going to hook you up with the best ways to make it through Wednesday.
1. Pat your back and jerk your dick.
You work hard. You deserve a little treat. Remind yourself that you’re a trooper and you’ve earned a reward. What better way to practice self-love than with some self-love. Load up your favourite porn. Get your fanciest lube. Then rub one out.
2. Go on a cruise.
Now if you’ve got money and time you could definitely take a trip across the seas, but there are much better and wetter cruises you can take. Why not take a late night stroll through the park, linger in the gym sauna, or hit up the bathhouse. There are tons of other guys looking to hump on hump day.
3. Meet a hot guy for some NSA fun.
Your job has you busy, but why not get busy giving someone a job. A blowjob, that is. Hit up a guy on Squirt.org and set up a hookup. Good sex is an incredible pick me up. Not to mention it’s good for your health. You basically had an orgasm and went to the gym at the same time. And that’s a choice you can feel good about. Literally.
4. Test out a kink.
We’ve all got those fantasies we want to try out but never had. Well, there’s no day like today. Say “fuck it” and go fuck someone. But this time, incorporate that play you’ve been tip toeing around. (That line is even more true if your kink is feet).
5. Have an orgy.
So it’s the middle of the week. Who is to say you can’t have a little wild fun? Invite a group of guys over for some fun. Everyone needs to let off some steam and shoot some loads, especially with the weekend still so far away.
How do you survive Hump Day? Leave a comment down below.
