When police got a call within the Vatican complaining about loud noises, they were surprised to find that a cardinal had been eating more than communion bread – he’d been eating ass. In fact, the cardinal was having a full blown gay orgy.

The events took place in the secretary to cardinal Francesco Coccopalmerio’s apartment. Coccopalmerio is a close advisor to Pope Francis. The apartment, which is provided by the Vatican, also allegedly contained drugs that were involved in the sexual encounter. Who knew that the old J.C. would allow a little P.N.P?

Needless to say, Pope Francis is less than pleased. It seems when he asked the men of the church to drop to their knees in worship, group oral sex isn’t what he meant. According to reports, he is so angry about the events that took place that he wants Coccopalmerio to retire early. Would forcing the cardinal to leave the church ahead of schedule make this a case of premature evacuation?

In spirit of these recent events. Here is are some sexy priest pics so you can fully imagine how the scenario played out:

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