The telephone was invented in the 1870s. More specifically, Alexander Graham Bell was awarded the patent on March 7, 1876. But, he was not the only person to try and claim the device as their own invention. In fact, Elisha Gray applied for a patent for a similar apparatus later that exact day. The moral of the story is that sometimes coming quickly is a good thing.
Little did either of these inventors know that in a a century-and-a-half, the phone would be used to talk, text, and, most importantly, send nudes. It’s no surprise that 1 in 5 mobile searches are seeking porn. Plus, in 2015 a quarter of smartphone owners admitted to having porn on their device. In fact, over 5 billion searches for porn have been done on smart phones since the start of 2015 (according to site-filtering services for families).
With the existence of hookup sites like Squirt.org, sex is more accessible than ever. So thanks, Alexander Graham Bell, for being the first step towards more cock for everyone. To celebrate National Telephone Day, we’ve put together a gallery of sexy selfies that would have Elisha Gray and Alexander Graham Bell racing to their bedrooms for lube.
1. This guy is done hitting the gym and now he’s ready to hit the sack. But not before he beats off.
2. We call this selfie angle the “cock-sucker’s-eye view”.
3. Have you seen “Two-Twinks-One-Phone”?
4. Sometimes you need to just let it all hang out when you’re alone. And while you’re at it, send your bud a pic.
5. Do you think the skull tattoo on his chest is his way of saying that he wants head?
6. You’re supposed to put clothes on in a change room, but this stud just keeps taking clothes off. No complaints here.
7. He can’t quite reach the tip with his tongue. Anyone want to help him out?
8. It should be illegal to be this sexy and keep it to yourself.
9. Sometimes nudes can’t wait until you get home. A single-person bathroom is your best friend.
10. You can whip out your phone and take nudes in any mirror. Any. Mirror.
11. Do you think he pouts like that when he’s taking a dick?
12. Not all nudes are dick pics. We’re loving this sexy fingering pic.
13. This guy has a big… personality. Check out that smile!
14. Does this military stud make your soldier salute?
15. This guy couldn’t finish undressing fully. He was too excited to test out his new phone’s camera. It’s as good as they cum.
Which of these guys turned you on most? Leave a comment down below.
