This is a video about a clueless cop and a kinky guy enjoying being frisked in public. Watch the cop’s reaction when he realized that he was touching a guy’s dick – not a weapon.

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The Academy has announced the nominees for 88th Annual Academy Awards earlier. Out of the ten actor nominees, here are the actors I’d love to fuck.

Sylvester Stallone

He’s on my top sexiest daddies list. Sylverster Stallone has been nominated for Creed. Who wants to bottom for him?

Christian Bale

Look at his nipples, I would love to suck them! Christian Bale has been nominated for The Big Short. Do you have sensitive nipples?

Mark Ruffalo 

He’s the uncle you’ve been wanting to suck. Mark Ruffalo is nominated for Spotlight.

Matt Damon

‘Nuff said. Who wouldn’t want to fuck Matt Damon? He’s nominated for The Martian.

Leonardo di Caprio

He’s proud of his dad bod and unafraid to flaunt it. I bet you’d spread your legs for his dick. Leonardo di Caprio has been nominated for The Revenant.

Michael Fassbender

He looks like someone we’d play with in gym lockers – or anywhere. He makes me hard. He makes my staff hard. Michael Fassbender has been nominated for Steve Jobs.

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NEXT DOOR TWINK: For Phenix Saint, life has been getting more and more crazy every day, as his wedding approaches. It’s a good thing his future wife’s family is so much fun and easy to get along with. His soon-to-be brother-in-law, Max Penn is always up to some kind of mischief, but Phenix loves spending time with him. And Max’s boyfriend, Alexander Gustavo, is a perfect complement to Max. He’s always encouraging Max to run some kind of clever scheme…often seduction is involved.

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