The Academy has announced the nominees for 88th Annual Academy Awards earlier. Out of the ten actor nominees, here are the actors I’d love to fuck.
Sylvester Stallone
He’s on my top sexiest daddies list. Sylverster Stallone has been nominated for Creed. Who wants to bottom for him?
Christian Bale
Look at his nipples, I would love to suck them! Christian Bale has been nominated for The Big Short. Do you have sensitive nipples?
Mark Ruffalo
He’s the uncle you’ve been wanting to suck. Mark Ruffalo is nominated for Spotlight.
Matt Damon
‘Nuff said. Who wouldn’t want to fuck Matt Damon? He’s nominated for The Martian.
Leonardo di Caprio
He’s proud of his dad bod and unafraid to flaunt it. I bet you’d spread your legs for his dick. Leonardo di Caprio has been nominated for The Revenant.
Michael Fassbender
He looks like someone we’d play with in gym lockers – or anywhere. He makes me hard. He makes my staff hard. Michael Fassbender has been nominated for Steve Jobs.
Do you agree with our choices? Send us a tweet using hashtag #squirtCHAT.