The Academy has announced the nominees for 88th Annual Academy Awards earlier. Out of the ten actor nominees, here are the actors I’d love to fuck.

Sylvester Stallone

He’s on my top sexiest daddies list. Sylverster Stallone has been nominated for Creed. Who wants to bottom for him?

Christian Bale

Look at his nipples, I would love to suck them! Christian Bale has been nominated for The Big Short. Do you have sensitive nipples?

Mark Ruffalo 

He’s the uncle you’ve been wanting to suck. Mark Ruffalo is nominated for Spotlight.

Matt Damon

‘Nuff said. Who wouldn’t want to fuck Matt Damon? He’s nominated for The Martian.

Leonardo di Caprio

He’s proud of his dad bod and unafraid to flaunt it. I bet you’d spread your legs for his dick. Leonardo di Caprio has been nominated for The Revenant.

Michael Fassbender

He looks like someone we’d play with in gym lockers – or anywhere. He makes me hard. He makes my staff hard. Michael Fassbender has been nominated for Steve Jobs.

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Charlie Carver comes out as gay on Instagram saying that he’s known since he was 12. It’s a brave move for an actor since many still believe that they’ll get fewer offers as soon as they come out. We’re proud of you, Charlie!

Read his Instagram post at the bottom of this post.

Pt 1: “Be who you needed when you were younger”. About a year ago, I saw this photo while casually scrolling through my Instagram one morning. I’m not one for inspirational quotes, particularly ones attributed to “Mx Anonymous”- something mean in me rebukes the pithiness of proverbs, choosing to judge them as trite instead of possibly-generally-wise, resonant, or helpful. And in the case of the good ol’ Anonymous kind, I felt that there was something to be said for the missing context. Who wrote or said the damn words? Why? And to/for who in particular? Nonetheless, I screen-capped the picture and saved it. It struck me for some reason, finding itself likeable enough to join the ranks of the “favorites” album on my phone. I’d see it there almost daily, a small version of it next to my other “favorites”; I’d see it every time I checked into the gym, pulled up a picture of my insurance cards, my driver’s license…. Important Documents. And over the course of about-a-year, it became clear why the inspirational photo had called out to me. As a young boy, I knew I wanted to be an actor. I knew I wanted to be a lot of things! I thought I wanted to be a painter, a soccer player, a stegosaurus… But the acting thing stuck. It was around that age that I also knew, however abstractly, that I was different from some of the other boys in my grade. Over time, this abstract “knowing” grew and articulated itself through a painful gestation marked by feelings of despair and alienation, ending in a climax of saying three words out loud: “I am gay”. I said them to myself at first, to see how they felt. They rang true, and I hated myself for them. I was twelve. It would take me a few years before I could repeat them to anyone else, in the meantime turning the phrase over and over in my mouth until I felt comfortable and sure enough to let the words pour out again, this time to my family…

A photo posted by Charlie Carver (@charliecarver) on Jan 11, 2016 at 2:14pm PST