If this is a fake… it’s a good one.

“What better way is there to enjoy your Easter dinner of a Cadbury Creme Egg Sandwich and a pitcher of Peeps-tinis than with these pictures of the most beautiful princess in the Disney kingdom Zac Efron fapping to a glass of orange juice on the balcony of his hotel in Sydney? (Nothing turns Zac on like a whole lot of Vitamin C.) You know, Zac Efron was always like a sugar-free Twinkie to me and he’s never done anything for me, but these pictures might be a game changer. When did Zac Efron drop his bronzer stick and summon the hotness like this?” – DLISTED

MORE PICS AFTER THE JUMP…

Oh man… what is it about men with hot bodies messing it up with outlandish accessories & attitude? Case in point… this guy.

Nice slender muscular torso, giant schlong, patches of fur, abs…

and then BANG… Plastic Man sunglasses, a sloppy yellow durag… all knowing gaze (or is that all knowing dazed).

Hot bordering on hilarious? “He’s SUPER HOT man!” “This guy is a joke!” Please sound off with your opinions on this dude and/or what makes a man HOT and what makes a man just NOT HOT!