“There’s no need to pack an overnight bag and destroy your computer’s hard drive in a pot full of boiling holy water, because the FBI is not going to crash through your ceiling and drag you to pedo prison for looking at illegal pictures of Courtney Stodden. Believe it or not, this is not Courtney Stodden. This picture posted by Eat Blog And Die is of the one and only Vadge getting ready for a photo shoot with Steven Klein while making her future South American fuck toys scatter back up into their mother’s wombs for safety. You know, when I reach the Sally O’Malley phase of life, I hope that like Madge I look like a malnourished, strung out hairless cat on Mexican HGH with thighs like an overcooked hangar steak and arms like Gollum’s dick. But one thing I do not want near me is that tattered, bruised and battered polyester wig on top of her skull.” – D-Listed
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