Jackie Beat – Baby Got Front (Gay Parody of Sir Mix-A-Lot – I Like Big Butts)

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Via Michael Ausiello:

“True Blood has turned people into vampires, vampires into piles of gore, assorted wildlife into people, and Michelle Forbes into the ultimate party ghoul. But perhaps no transformation in the show’s colorful history will come as quite as great a shock as the one that we find out about during the HBO hit’s ferociously anticipated fourth season, premiering June 26: A major character, heretofore heterosexual, will be involved in a same-sex romance.”

“I’m not going to reveal any more clues about the character — who may or may not be featured in the above image — so as not to risk getting fanged by series creator Alan Ball. However, I will say that, having witnessed the big reveal, it doesn’t feel gimmicky. In fact, after the initial shock wears off, I imagine you will do what I did and go, “Yeah. Makes total sense.”

NEW YORK DAILY NEWS:
Ben & Jerry’s rumored new iced treat may leave an odd taste in your mouth.

The ice cream company has refused to dismiss rumors that it will be producing a “Schweddy Balls” flavor, likely inspired by the 1998 Saturday Night Live sketch starring Alec Baldwin.

In the sketch, Baldwin plays Pete Schweddy, holiday baker who appears as a guest on a dull NPR radio show “The Delicious Dish” hosted by cast members Ana Gasteyer and Molly Shannon. His bakery, cleverly named “Seasons Eatings,” is known for its popcorn balls, rum balls and most famously, its Schweddy Balls.

The skit became infamous for the prolonged gag – how many ways can the hosts get excited by their guest’s unironic obscene treats?

Read more: NYDN