NAKED SWORD: Johnny was just laying around in his underwear and scratching his balls in the hot sweaty summer heat when Gage comes by thinking that he’s gonna be able to con Johnny into selling his trailer. Yeah, that’s not gonna go down the way he thinks.
Getting a blowjob in your bed, on the couch and in the comfort of your home is undeniably awesome. However, having a rowdy time with someone where you run the risk of getting caught can totally elevate the entire experience. In this article, we take a look at arguably the best places to have a risky public hookup.
5. At the gym
Coming in at Number 5 in our totally subjective ranking of the best places for gay public sex, we’ve gone with hooking up at the gym.
Does a bit of sweat and testosterone get your libido pumping?
Depending on the time of day, the showers, sauna and steam room can lead to a wet and wild time. However, the possibility of the gym locker room being too busy to get your gym cruise on means this public spot can be hit or miss.
Plus, some gyms actively discourage their members from getting it on. The risk of getting caught definitely adds to the excitement, but having your gym membership suspended is a total boner-killer.
4. In a Car
Coming in at Number 4 in our ranking of places to get it on for a bit of guy-on-guy action, we’re proposing a hook-up in the car.
With adjustable seats, taking your “date” anywhere without taking them home, and even adjusting your public sex risk level based on where you park the car make this an ideal spot for public sex.
However, the car may require sexual gymnastics for tall fellas and uncoordinated males, meaning the vehicle can be a cock blocker before things even begin.
If you find the right spot, we love getting it on in the car with the thrill of exhibitionism. Position yourself in the back seat, ass out, and let all those down-low guys take a turn.
3. The Great Outdoors
In third place on our ranking of where to get it on that’s not your place, his place, or a hotel room, is the great outdoors.
On a warm day, a gay park cruising in a well-hidden bush off the beaten track can help create your own pastoral fantasy. However, being outdoors means being exposed in the best and worst ways.
Before you start exploring the pleasure of park cruising, it’s a good idea to refresh yourself on what the local laws are – some places police this kind of thing more strictly than others.
Cruising generally takes a bit of patience. You don’t want to be in too much of a hurry. You’re also going to need to be able to read the body-language of the guys who cross your path – there’s not going to be a lot of talking, but if you read the signals right then there should be some pretty satisfying man-on-man action.
2. A Public Bathroom
Coming in at Number 2 on our ranking is the always popular Public Bathroom.
In the UK, this is referred to as Cottaging, whereas in North America the term used is Teamroom Trade.
Gay restroom cruising is a tried-and-true gay public cruising method, with options such as malls, universities, airports and train stations bringing a variety of different “patrons” depending on the locale. However, this may be one of the riskiest places to cruise, so keeping an eye and ear out for regular bathroom visitors may spoil some fun.
While you might just stumble upon an opportunity for a bit of public bathroom fun by happy accident, there tends to be specific restrooms that develop a bit of a reputation with the locals because of their out of the way location or a layout that lends itself to this kind of thing.
We’re always looking at the design of public bathrooms, checking the height of the cubicle dividers, assessing the opportunities for some understall action. Tap your foot and see who picks up on your signal.
1. Back Row of a Movie Theatre
Coming in at Number 1 on our ranking of the best places for outdoor hookups, we’ve gone with the back row of a movie theatre.
This may seem like a bit of an unexpected choice, but bear with us as we walk through the rationale.
There’s nothing like going to a late-night show on a weekday, a movie that’s seeing the end of its theatre run or a critically-panned feature that leaves an empty theatre for you to have some fun. There’s not much you can’t do with a date in the cover of darkness by sitting in the very back of the theatre. Just don’t sit right beneath the projector!
Also, this taps into our fantasies of the golden age of adult cinemas when men would come together to watch erotic films – a communal experience that not only enabled men to share the thrill of watching some steamy on-screen action, but also created opportunities for connecting to the men around you and lending a helping hand, or mouth, or ass. That’s the kind of 3-D cinematic experience that we’re looking for!
How does this ranking compare with your experiences? Any options that we should have included here? Slide into the comments section below and share your outdoor hook-up adventures!
FISTING INFERNO: Derek Kage is inviting all his horniest friends over to participate in his first-ever gonzo gangbang! Standing around the insatiable bottom while jerking their big dicks, Tony Genius, Brogan, Ty Santana, Heath Halo, Colt Spence, Alex Kof, Miles Fallon, Chris Damned, and Dio Ferrero all eagerly wait for the chance to spit-roast, double-penetrate, and triple-penetrate Derek’s used hole.
The infatuated tops even take turns fisting Derek before stretching his ass to its limit with a gaping butt plug. Ultimately, they drain their heavy balls by shooting their milky jizz directly into Derek and drown his bright red insides with nut.
FALCON STUDIOS: Governor Max Konnor isn’t surprised to find young college student Grayson Lange on the doorstep of his mansion. After all, the two have been having a torrid May-December affair since Mrs. Konnor began traveling more frequently. Somehow, Grayson has inside details about the scheme at Rider’s Correctional Facility, a subject that Governor Konnor is very eager to discuss. Grayson, though, is more eager to get his mouth around Max.
Grayson wastes no time dropping to his knees, taking Max’s entire girthy shaft between his drooling lips. It’s not long before Grayson strips down to his black thong, positioning himself over an expensive chair. Max can’t ignore the view — the milky white flesh of a tender young ass — and spanks Grayson’s cheeks until they’re red. Soon, Max’s fingers and tongue find their way deep into the college boy’s cum tunnel, a beautifully tight fit for the governor’s huge, raw, fat cock.
Grayson’s hairless twink-hole is extremely accommodating as Max rams his heavy pole into the piggy undergrad from behind. The governor then takes business into his bedroom, where he lays Grayson flat on his stomach. With each bareback thrust, Max rearranges Grayson’s insides until he flips the smooth student onto his back. As Grayson demands to be fucked some more, the lawmaker pounds on the boy’s sweet spot until Grayson shoots his hot spunk over his head. Still rock hard, Max unloads into Grayson’s mouth and then samples his seed with a lip-lock.
In the afterglow, Max reveals that he has someone in addition to Grayson who’s giving him inside information about Riders Correctional. But who?
CHAOS MEN: Two friends, Gary (Adam Banks) and Ben (Brody Fox), have just finished working out, but now Gary is a little sore because he’s doing a new exercise routine to challenge his body more.
Ben gives Gary a shoulder rub, and when Gary is feeling better he offers to return the favor, asking Ben if he has any sore areas that he needs help with.
Ben admits his hamstrings are a bit sore, so Gary massages his thighs. All of this causes sparks to fly between them, which eventually leads to sex.
NAKED SWORD: Big Rod and Di Carvalho are eager to fuck in every room of this apartment. During their latest tryst, the insatiable men are barebacking in the kitchen, with Di swallowing Big Rod’s impressive dick and Big Rod dropping to his knees to rim his bottom’s exquisite hole.
Utilizing the kitchen counter and a nearby chair, the muscular men then work up a sweat while fucking raw all over the kitchen until Di’s lower back is left showered in nut.
CARNAL+: Today, I was walking up to the house after school and my crush Marcus was walking around, looking at our yard. I asked dad why Marcus was there. Dad, grinning, said he was here to do yard work. I scooted up, cuddling with my dad, kissing, paused, telling him, “We shouldn’t.” Dad smiled, saying, “He has plenty to do. We have plenty of time”.
As we continued kissing, Dad’s hands slid down into the back of my pants, and my little hole quivered with anticipation, especially when he stripped me, picked me up and threw me on the bed, on my back. Dad throws my legs in the air, eating me out, sucking my dick, balls, taint, then flips me over onto all fours resuming.
Marcus walked in to ask a question about the yard. Shocked, embarrassed at the sight. Dad invited him to join. If I was not already so horny from Dad’s rimming, I might have freaked out that I was totally exposed to my big crush. Marcus rimmed me, Dad told him, “Go ahead and enjoy it. You can get all up in there.” Marcus said, “My dad does the same thing to me”. Dad told him, “Then you understand.” Marcus nodded and agreed my ass was nice. Having not seen it, but quickly felt it carving its way in my tiny hole, I had struck it rich, a beefy man with a big cock.
Soon, I was in the middle of two, hung men, being spit roasted. I had to open wide for Marcus because he knows how to fuck a man deep and hard. Marcus, getting close, pulled out, edging himself to cool down. Dad flips me on my back while Marcus holds my legs open and wide. Dad pumped me until he bred me once again. Marcus liked that, jerking his cock, within minutes he blew his load on my face, scooping up some for me to swallow.
BAREBACK+: Q worked his manhood into Hunter’s neck, holding the back of his head so his balls were being tickled by Hunter’s goatee as Zander punched the pledge’s hole with his whole cock and proceeded to pound the hairy hole that sucked him in deeper.
Hunter, lost in his dicking, was loving every thrust, but when they commanded him to work his hole hard on raw cock, he opened himself up to accept the brotherhood. He almost shot his load right then, handsfree. Goosebumps covered his body. He wanted to be a member more than anything and knew that his fate was being determined by the raw cocks inside of him and the powerful Beta Beta Pi seed they carried. Hunter would gladly take every Beta Beta Pi brother’s load until he became a brother.
Hunter got a mouthful of lube and his asshole when he started to suck Zander clean while Q pushed into his colon. Minutes later, Q was using the diver’s ass like a trampoline, pulling almost all the way out and diving in further with each bounce.
Zander laid on the ottoman as Hunter slid his hairy opening down his penis. Q watched the pledge-cunt easily take his brother, so he aligned his own enormous cock towards the pucker and pushed in, adding it alongside Zander’s. The frat-bros hammer away at the hole, now stretched to its max. Hunter leans into a tuck position, giving the double-cocked drilling full access. The jocks have the pledge fuck himself up and down their veiny shafts.
