Squirt member phil9325, our certified travelling slut, is our expert gay events and destinations travel slut. From trips to Slovakia to kink events like Darklands and Folsom, he takes us around the world for the best dick. We are now embarking on the gay sex cruise RU5H.
Welcome Sailors! I hope your holes are ready for a new adventure that I just had the opportunity to experience. Three days aboard a gay men only sex cruise, RU5H! Just like Troye Sivan’s song and the brand of poppers, this cruise was fast, exhilarating, and sexy! And like Lady Gaga put it, this was a “club, another club, no sleep, next place!”
Set those anchors, grab your sunscreen and lube, and let’s dive into the adventures aboard Ru5h.
What is RU5H?
RU5H is a gay and bi-men only sex-progressive cruise. It first was announced during the Folsom Street Fair in 2025 to set sail on October 2 for 3 days to Nassau from West Palm Beach. The cruise promoted itself as a place to be free, dance, and fuck whenever and anywhere you want want.
RU5H took over the Margaritaville Paradise cruise which is a small cruise ship, but for testing a new concept of gay cruise, it was the perfect size, with around 1,000 passengers.
What Happened On Board of RU5H?
From getting on board until the last minute on disembarkation day, this cruise was a non-stop party.
Events took place from 2:00 pm until 6:00 am so you got a few hours to sleep and recoup your energy. And, because I want you to know every juicy detail of what happened, I had to go attend every event and test most of the dicks and holes on board.
How is RU5H Different from Other Gay Cruises on the High Seas?
Compared to other gay cruises that have themed parties and circuit music for seven days straight, RU5H decided on a different approach by bringing famous gay events on board, including the Fire Island’s underwear party, Brut, Hustlaball, and Horse Market among others.
The tone of these events is already sex forward, so I knew going in that it was going to be a good, sexy time.
With that said, however, I didn’t know what to wear so let’s just say there were a lot of costume changes between events.
The cruise began with the Underwear Party on the top deck where they allowed us to have sex, be naked and just be sexy gays. The first party came with an open bar so if you didn’t buy the drink package for the cruise, this was a great way to get yourself in the party mood. I think I was not mentally prepared for us to set sail and have half the people on the dancefloor get naked and be hard. The dark room (and the dancefloor) got hot and sweaty right away.
I had to go to my room to get ready so I could get started with the festivities. With that said, the night brought in the second event, Por Detroit. Imagine a warm night, great music, sexy men and bright colours.
The night started with just some drinks but it didn’t take long for me to migrate to the deck overlooking the pool. This area had slings and fuck benches where everyone could see you play. This was the place to be during this party and I definitely put on a show with a bunch of other sexy guys.
The afterparty for the first day took place in the theatre which was just a massive dark room with a DJ – which for this night was the event Harder from New York. I think this was my favourite stop of the day as it involved just horny, naked gays fucking to the rhythm of the music. There were so many slings in this area and I took a tour of all of them taking dicks and fists.
The Next Day: What Happened During Our Day At Sea?
Once everyone had a day to party and see the vibe of the parties, I think the day at sea made people hornier than the night before.
With two pools to hang out, it didn’t take long for people to start tanning naked and show up their cocks and asses. The pools became huge orgies in no time and it was just a hot day to just be in the sun, stroking and enjoying every drop of cum.
Unlike a regular cruise, the only entertainment you had was the parties so if you needed to escape for a bit from the sex and loud music, the rest of the cruise was quiet and a good place to chill.
Deck 14 also became the “cuddle puddle,” a quiet area to reset and hang out. Every time I came here, however, it was just a lot of fucking and jerking off so it was just a dark room without the music.
The first event on this day didn’t start until 4:00pm so I spent most of the day hanging out and meeting new people – which a lot ended up being other creators.
After “getting acquainted” with their cocks, we headed to the main pool for the party Bears in Space.
I would say the music for this event was a bit more on the chill side rather than dancy so it was a cute event to hang out and see who you were going to suck and fuck at the next party.
BRÜT was the main event for the second day, and as someone who has attended this event for Folsom, I can tell you it didn’t disappoint.
It was probably the busiests event throughout the cruise and everyone was wearing sexy gear and the music was just perfect to fuck and dance.
I think the dancefloor became a huge fuck and suck fest by midnight and the dark room was so packed you couldn’t even move. I think I took over 15 cocks throughout this party alone and every one of them was just how I like them, hung and rough.
The night ended with the Hustlaball party, which is known for being a very sex forward event. As the events progressed, my outfits became hoochier. Sorry to the employees around the cruise who had to see my hard dick and ass out.
At this event, I met a top who fucked me like his life depended on it and I gotta say, as a size queen and someone who likes it rough, I had to tap out of how intense this fuck was. Regardless, I went back for seconds and thirds.
What Happened On The Last Day of RU5H?
On the last day of the cruise, we docked in Nassau in the Bahamas. Because of this, we were not allowed to have sex on the pool deck or be naked. As such, it was a cute little day to recoup energy for the final event and to the last loads.
After setting sail to go back to Palm Beach, the vibe of the ship shifted and we went back to sex, sex, and more sex. The events to end the cruise were Fruit Snax and a Puppy event called Rawhide Rave.
I would say my favorite event music-wise and entertainment was Fruit Snax. It was just a sexy yet fun party and the vibes of everyone were amazing. I was lucky enough to have met multiple porn creators so we put on a show for everyone on the second level of the pool.
And, of course, after that I had to get a new outfit on and my pup hood to finish partying with all the pups on board.
We all thought the party had ended by midnight but then the staff told us that we would have one last after party before disembarkation so I switched into a leather vest and a hard cock, and headed to get the last cocks and holes of this trip.
I think because this was the last few hours we had, I couldn’t stop fucking and I was one of the last three people standing by the time the after-party ended.
So, Should You Go On The Next RU5H Cruise?
My honest opinion is that this cruise was extremely fun and sex forward, which is very much the kind of vibe I enjoy the most.
However, since it was the first time it was done, I think there are a few things that could be improved, this includes:
Entertainment Beyond the Fucking
While I clearly enjoy hard cocks as much as the next guy, having more entertainment options on board, having themes for people to dress up, and having socials or more “chill” areas for those who need a break from parties but still want to meet people, would be recommended, in my opinion.
Food
My other critic is the food. If I were to do this cruise again, I would want a different cruise line with better food and drinks options.
Now, the positives are definitely how this cruise advertised themselves as sex, and partying and that is exactly what I got.
As this being my first gay cruise ever, I had a great experience feeling included and not being overwhelmed with lots of gays who look a certain way.
The cruise was very diverse and their ads didn’t make me feel intimidated.
I also think that the shorter length made it more doable as you never stop partying and fucking!
If I were you, I would definitely considered as a weekend of debauchery and fun, and a great way to meet cool, sexy gays who are as horny as you.
Until the next adventure, keep your holes open!
PHIL XO
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