DISRUPTIVE FILMS: Finn McCartney’s (Blain O’Connor) just trying to relax by the pool under his new sun-sail when his HOA’s resident creep, Todd Mayer (Joel Someone), starts lurking. Finn catches Todd spying — and not just watching, but getting himself off while hiding in the bushes.
Finn calls him out, forcing Todd out of the shadows. Instead of shame, Todd goes straight into HOA mode, telling Finn he’ll write him out a lien on his house because the sunsail supposedly violates ‘common element’ rules.
Tracey Parker is an urban explorer, based in Mexico City, who discovers and presents unique gay cultures around the world. Every so often, he takes us into the gritty, hot, unique and horny hookup spots where gay men go to let loose and fuck. This time, Tracey takes us to Peru one more time for a local market where men gravitate to this particular gay cruising bathroom to get lucky.
I chose to stay in an Airbnb in a neighborhood called San Miguel, which is right on the ocean but not as touristy as Miraflores or Barranco. I wanted to get a taste of what real life was like in a local neighborhood in Lima, and I sure did.
On one of my first nights, I was lying in my Airbnb when I got a message from someone on my phone. He was located close by and wanted to talk to me about cruising. He told me there was a good scene in the public bathrooms at the local supermarket and shopping mall in the neighborhood.
I asked him when the best time to go was, and he told me afternoons from 2:00 to 5:00. I wrote this in my journal and planned to check it out the next day. Then something happened that I wasn’t expecting: he asked if I wanted to go with him.
I loved the idea. In Mexico, I often saw younger guys attend bathhouses and other cruisy places with friends, but I was always more comfortable going alone. However, meeting someone from hookup apps who wasn’t already a friend—especially in a foreign country—sounded like a great plan.
I tried not to get too excited because, in Latin America, the men you make plans with almost always cancel. We agreed to meet there at 2:00 p.m. to see what happened. We didn’t even exchange numbers. His profile name was Dano, so I decided I would call him Danny.
The grocery store was one of those new complexes common in the U.S. as well. It was located above a large parking garage with a few other stores nearby. When I walked in, the store was buzzing with a light crowd. I looked around for signs for a restroom.
I considered asking someone, but I didn’t want to stick out. I figured I was already too recognizable as the only white guy in the neighborhood, and I didn’t want anyone to notice me, especially given what I was planning to do. Eventually, I saw a female employee and, out of nowhere, I asked her in Spanish where the bathroom was.
Her reaction felt like an accusation. She seemed surprised I was even asking, and I could tell she was disappointed in me; it was as if she could see right through me. She answered quickly and dismissively in a Peruvian Spanish I could barely understand. I politely thanked her and continued on, no closer to the cruising than I was before I asked. I was disappointed in myself for asking because I felt I had already been “made.”
I went back to the front of the store. I saw a small set of stairs that looked like they might be for employees only. The main escalators, wide enough for shopping carts, were the ones everyone else used. I walked over to the stairs, expecting someone to stop me, but nobody said anything. I walked through the door and began to descend.
As soon as I went down one floor, I knew I had found the place. There were about five guys leaning against the wall of a hallway leading to a bathroom. I couldn’t believe how obvious they were. They all watched me without moving so much as their necks. No smile, no hello—just a hard look that made me feel horny the moment their gaze hit me.
I made my way past them and into the bathroom, where two men were standing by the sinks. There were six stalls, three on each side, and all the doors were closed. I stood there wondering what to do next, feeling the gaze of the other men on my back. I decided to go to one of the urinals to pretend I was peeing and buy myself some time.
I looked to my left and saw a young guy standing far enough back from his urinal that I could see his long cock pointing straight out. He turned his entire body toward me, revealing a forest of black pubic hair surrounding his thick cock like a lion’s mane. He waved it at me while gesturing with his eyes toward the stalls.
I zipped my pants, ready to follow him, when the oxygen suddenly seemed to get sucked out of the room. All the men who had been lounging like they owned the place began scurrying out like field mice.
Then I saw a “rent-a-cop” walking through as if everything was normal. The guys walking out looked so guilty that my instincts told me not to follow them. I stayed put and acted like the guard—like everything was normal. I washed my hands and left right behind him. He went upstairs, while I went down toward the parking garage.
There was a landing at the bottom of the stairs with benches where many of the men were sitting and waiting. That was where I saw Danny. He was handsome—tall, thin, with an olive Peruvian complexion.
“Buenas tardes, Tracey,” he said in Spanish. “I didn’t see you upstairs. I was sucking a cock inside one of the cabinas.” He pointed to a bulky guy about his age and used his fingers to demonstrate the size of the man he’d just been with.
I smiled, admiring how comfortable he was. He made me feel at ease immediately. Even as he talked to me, he was surveying the room seriously. The men were slowly trickling back upstairs. Danny explained that they always left the bathroom out of respect for the security guard. He also claimed the security staff knew what was going on. According to him, the only people who ever gave them trouble were the women working in the supermarket, but they mostly stayed away because there was nothing they could do.
As he spoke, he let his cock grow until it made a “teepee” in his pants. Only then did he look me in the eye with a penetrating gaze, alternating between my eyes and his growing erection.
“Do you want this?” he asked. “¿Vamos?”
“Vamos,” I replied.
He proceeded hastily up the stairs, taking them two at a time. Back in the bathroom, he opened a stall and stood aside for me to enter first.
I pulled down my pants, stepping one foot out so I could straddle the toilet. I heard him close the door, drop his pants, and spit onto his fingers. I followed his lead, spitting onto mine to get ready for him.
He tried to enter too fast, and I had to tell him to stop. He responded by loudly shushing me, reminding me to be discreet. If I hadn’t been in such sharp pain, I would have noted the irony of their “discretion” versus the blatant way they hung out in the hallway all afternoon. I still couldn’t believe this was happening in a heavily trafficked facility at this hour—but that is why gay travel can be so exciting.
Danny finally found his way in. He was long and reached deep inside me, sliding in and out smoothly. I knew I couldn’t make a sound, but it felt so good that my breath began to hiss through my teeth. He shushed me again and kept fucking me until, suddenly, he stopped. Before I knew it, he had pulled out, zipped up, and walked out of the stall in just as much of a hurry as when we’d started.
I felt a little rejected as I put myself back together, but I was still high on adrenaline. Danny didn’t say another word to me for the rest of the time I was there. I exchanged glances with a few others, but the crowd was thinning out. I left shortly after and never had the chance to return, but I’m sure I’ll never forget that encounter with Danny.
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FALCON STUDIOS: When deranged prisoner Chris Damned — a pawn in the diabolical warden’s scheme — is delivered to shady District Attorney Travis Connor’s luxury Las Vegas penthouse, where retribution for an old feud is about to go down. But not before Travis does. He wraps his supple lips around Chris’s hairy balls and huge uncut cock before serving up his own hard dick to the convict he put away years before. Chris sucks Travis’s pole before grinding his musky asshole into Travis’s face.
After going for Travis’s dick and balls again, Chris spreads the DA’s smooth cheeks and drills the lawyer’s tight pink hole with his fingers and tongue. Now open and ready, Travis gets on all-fours for a bareback doggie-style pounding. Without missing a pace, Chris continues to fury-fuck the man who locked him up, jamming his big cock in and out of Travis’s ass.
Once Travis’s cum explodes across his own stomach, Chris pulls out of the attorney’s stretched hole and adds his massive load to the dripping puddle. The high tension and twisted power play ultimately cause Chris to snap. What payback will Chris unleash on the corrupt DA?
MEN OVER 30: Divorces are inherently messy. And the one between Sean Xavier’s ex-wife and Miles Fallon’s client was no different.However, the cut throat attorney can’t help but notice how sexy Sean is during the divorce proceedings. With everything said and done and Miles taking Sean to the cleaners, Miles has a chance to speak to Sean ‘off record’. After, Miles gave Sean (and his bank account) in the court room, Sean is in some need of a huge stress relief and luckily for him, Miles is more than happy to oblige.
RAGING STALLION: Axel Rockham is relaxing on the couch, deep inside a book, when Siren Santiago decides Axel needs to be deep inside him instead. Siren, sporting only a jockstrap, climbs on top of Axel to swallow down the ripped muscle hunk before taking a seat on his face and big bareback dick.
Squirt member phil9325, our certified travelling slut, is our regular slutty trip advisor on gay destinations. Last year, he took us to Darklands, Palm Springs, and Dublin. Now, he is taking us across the pond once again to see how big Big Ben really is in London.
Ello my fellow sluts and welcome to a new year of trips full of cocks, cum and pure sex.
I was lucky enough to pay London a visit and I have to take you along to see if Sunday Roast is more than just a typical meal at all the gay bars London has to offer.
Get your tea and biscuits and let’s hope on the tube as we head to discover the debauchery of London.
When To Visit London?
Since London is such a big city, and honestly such a gay place, anytime during the year will guarantee you lots of cocks and cum.
I think it all depends on how warm or cold you want to be in terms of the weather or when you can find a decent price for accommodation.
In terms of accommodations, central London will connect you anywhere and you can always find hung daddies with a sexy accent to play with so I wouldn’t worry so much about the where but more about the price and proximity to a subway station.
If rubber is something you have been dying to try or you are someone with a big latex closet, then Liberation is the place for you.
A two-level store that is ready for you to try any kind of rubber you need. I had never tried rubber until coming here, and let’s just say, I am hooked. The singlets and shirts will make you feel yourself and you should definitely get them.
From this place, you can take a 10 minute walk and head down to Prowler for some sex toys, gear and some leather.
Now for the best gear I have found so far, you have to head down a few blocks more and head to Regulation. A very sexy aesthetic store mixed with a dungeon feel, this place has some of the sexiest leather and rubber I have seen. Be sure to check their hours because they can be limited depending on the time of the year.
The final store I will recommend is a bit far from the main gay area where all these other stores are but it is a hot experience if you like to expose yourself.
Head down to Fetish Freak and ask for the cummy underwear. You can jerk off and cum on a pair of undies that they will film you cumming on and then selling. If you don’t believe me, check their twitter.
What Are Some Clubs And Bars I Should Visit?
There is no shortage of clubs and cruising bars and, as such, I was not able to visit them all in just one trip. So, I will give you a few recommendations of what I visited and what else is out there for you to explore.
A must in every trip I go on is the Eagle. Also not located in the main area where all other bars are, the Eagle is a huge space with an amazing patio.
Sadly, for me, this Eagle was not like others I have visited around the world. For starters, it is more of a regular bar for dancing and drinking while lacking a dark room. Still a fun spot to check out but don’t expect hot shirtless daddies and dicks hanging out.
Continuing with a PG vibe for bars, you can go back to the main gay central area and visit Village and G-A-Y. These two places will offer you a cool atmosphere to meet sexy gays, have a drink and dance.
How About Gay Cruising Bars: Which Ones to Check Out in London Town?
Some of the best nights I had here were at the cruising bars. Unlike other cities I have taken you to, London has a lot of options to cruise and party at.
The first was MA1 Bunker. This place is more of an older crowd that can get pretty kinky. My number one suggestion is if you come to this place is to check their website as every day has a different theme and they are pretty strict about it.
I attended their naked night so it was very fun to see everyone having their dicks and asses out for easy access. However, there is another night where they focus on impact play and hitting others so if that is not your scene, check their events before.
The next sexy stop is Vault 139. Similar to Bunker, this place is not short of hotties and horny men looking to cruise.
A full bar equipped with play furniture like benches and slings, ready for you to get loaded by men. This place is also strict about their theme so be sure to go for one you are comfortable for.
I love being naked so that was the one I went for. Strip at the entrance and explore the different dark corners of this bar. I took no time to get on my knees and start getting my throat used by some hung daddies.
Unlike other places where you go late, I would suggest you go after work hours as a lot of gays go here to release some stress and get off after work. The 6:00-10:00PM crowd will be your best bet to be a little cumdump.
What Can I Expect in the Gay Sauna Experience of London?
If there is an area where I am an expert is the bathhouse. London has two great saunas for you, Sweatbox and Pleasuredome. The first one is in the main gay area, open 24/7 so you can stop by anytime. Pleasuredome is a bit further away so if you are not staying close to “downtown,” it may be a bit of a trip.
I only visited Sweatbox and it was that good, I had to make three stops throughout the trip.
Luckily, and unlike other saunas, you can buy a 48-hour pass that allows you to re-enter (you do need to wait 2-hours in between each re-entry). This sauna has 3 levels that offer you so many options to get your freak on.
Similar to Vault 139, the best time to go is after work as so many horny men, including those hung DL guys, go at this time.
Enter the sauna, strip fully, buy a pair of flip flops (you cannot bring your own sadly) and get yourself covered in cum.
As many European saunas, you can’t really get a room here but they have cabins where you can fuck more privately.
I opted to take over a sling, put my legs in the air and wait for men to use my hole. I think on a Tuesday after work I collected over 12 loads in a few hours. There is no shortage of hot, horny men here and you will thank me after you can’t walk after your third visit.
So, Should I Visit London?
If the stories I just told you, and the idea of getting railed by a hot British accent man were not enough, I have to say this city is a must for your horny hole.
On top of all the bars, saunas and stores, London also offers tons of different play, dance and sex parties, like Hunter, Honcho, Madmen, Meat XXL and more. So, there is always something happening for us horny gays.
For now, I will get onto my next sexy adventure and I’ll be sure to inform you of the dicks to ride and loads to swallow.
Until next time and from a cruising bar on my knees,