Cadbury’s is one of Britain’s best loved and most popular chocolate brands – that might sound crazy but it’s a really ubiquitous British brand. It’s got Queen Elizabeth’s royal warrant by appointment of HM (which is basically posh for Lizzie II’s big seal of approval), we even have a Cadbury’s theme park – Cadbury world which is possibly the closest real-world equivalent to Homer J Simpson’s Land of Chocolate?
But it’s also always had a reputation for slightly naughty chocolate adverts that have broken boundaries of slightly sultry sexualised chocolate consumption – first there was the “Flake girl” who would basically deepthroat a Cadbury’s flake in different settings, the Cadbury’s Caramel cartoon Bunny Girl (voiced in a confusingly coy-come-hither way by queer legend Miriam Margolyes) and even something for the ladies in the Milk Tray Man (like Bond, but with a box of chocs). For years they’ve also had playful messaging around Crème Eggs – “How do you eat yours”?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MfykcmIAwx4
This year to celebrate the humble Crème Egg’s Great Golden “Goobilee” aka its 50th anniversary Cadbury’s have released another ground breaking ad campaign which shows a variety of different ways of consuming the chocolatey treat from “Dippers” who dunk their fingers into to “discrEATers” who like to close the curtains first. It also includes a sweet LGBTQ+ inclusive moment where a same-sex couple of “Sharers” are spinning around on rooftop garden and share the chocolate treat between them in an eggciting romantic moment.
The “Sharers” in question are real life couple Dale Moran (who’s choreographed RuPaul’s Drag Race UK) and Callum Stirling (who’s worked with Rita Ora among others). Their spot in the ad very brief but is possibly sweeter than the chocolate in question but that all boils down to your personal taste.
Sadly, and somewhat inevitably this inclusive advert has already led to an antagonistic write up in several conversative media outlets including our notoriously right-wing tabloid the Daily Mail who’ve told their readers “not everyone on social media was pleased about the very public display of affection”. This has lead to a slew of derogatory, ill-thought out and stupid comments on their site and on social media network. Here’s what a few accounts have tweeted in response to this coverage of the adverts –
These depressingly dated comments need to be pushed back against as hard as possible – there is nothing remotely harmful to children or “grooming” about chocolate being enjoyed by a same-sex couple. And we’ve had to endure decades of straights noshing on their chocs in a sexually provocative manner I think it’s high time we had more queer inclusive ads so Kudos to Cadbury’s – if you’d like to support them please consider buying Créme Eggs or writing in your support to ASA (that’s right not Ofcom the bigots don’t even know who they’re meant to complain to these days!) or message Cadbury’s your support direct!
LUCAS ENTERTAINMENT: Viktor Rom and Andrey Vic tear up Oliver Hunt in his tight little ass today on Lucas Entertainment! Oliver Hunt is new among the Lucas Men, and he had a hotshot attitude around the set when he first showed up. He’s cute as hell and was popular as soon as everyone got a look at him. Oliver Hunt is a total and hungry bottom, though, and in order to show him the ropes, the production team paired him with two experienced power tops who are very dependable at showing a bottom a good time and what it means to be a good at taking dick. Enter Viktor Rom and Andrey Vic, who both keep him filled down the throat and up the ass with their big, fat uncut cocks!
Jeremy shows how much he wants it by kneeling with his legs spread, lifting his buns high, and waving his hard on and balls like a red flag. Keiran tests the goodies with his tongue before centering his cock on that hole. Then with Keiran thrusting forward and Jeremy pushing back, Jeremy gets speared. He breaks out in perspiration, his expression a mixture of pain and desire.
The crab position allows them to take turns doing the hard work of fucking, then Keiran can’t sustain another stroke and he blows a thick load into Jeremy’s beard. Jeremy’s spends the contents of his balls in a Full Release on the floor as Keiran licks droplets of his own jism off Jeremy’s face and kisses him.
MASQULIN: We all miss getting out of the house and enjoying a good time with the boys! Jay Seabrook, Johnny Hunter, Chad Taylor, and Rikk York manage to get away for the weekend – and things heat up when old memories and new curiosities land them all in an intense bareback foursome and lucky Pierre!
BAIT BUDDIES: Rikk bends 6-foot 8-inch tall Parker over the couch to feast on his big bubble butt before shoving his thick dick inside Parker’s tight, little hole!