Halloween is second only to pride in terms of gay male nudity. In fact, costuming up often means stripping down.
With so many hot guys in costumes, we thought we’d give you the best pickup lines for some of the most common costumes.
So here are a few lines that can have you going from just saying “boo” to having a boo of your own.
Police Officer
1. Excuse me officer, but I think you’re the one that has a concealed weapon.
2. Do you think you could show me how those handcuffs work?
3. Do you think I could check out the front seat of your cruiser, and you could check out my back door?
Firefighter
1. I don’t think your job is done, because you’re still flaming hot.
2. Do you think you could show me how to handle your hose?
3. I heard you ride a pole at the fire station. Do you think you could ride mine, too?
Soldier
1. No matter what you ask me to do in bed, you’ll get a “sir, yes sir”!
2. I’ve got a drill for you soldier. How about you drill me?
3. I’d love to handle your rifle sometime.
4. X-Men
1. How about you show me your cyclops?
2. Now I don’t have to be Magneto to know our connection is magnetic.
3. How about we take your costume from X-men, to XXX-men?
Vampires
1. I heard you’re pretty good at sucking.
2. How about we switch things around and I suck you instead?
3. You can’t have my blood but I’ve got another bodily fluid you might enjoy.
What’s your best pickup line? Leave a comment down below. Happy halloween!
