“Remember the gonzo filmmaker who had Colby Keller dress up like a bunny and beat his carrot? Well, he’s back with newcomer Dale Cooper taking a bubble bath with a bunch of black duckies and cavorting to a Radiohead soundtrack. He’s just absolutely perfect with his toned body and natural body hair and Brooklyn caliber mustache. Just everything about him is wonderful and creative and we’d just like to take him out and hear about his art degree and fuck him senseless. It probably wouldn’t be nearly as neat and stylized as this video but that’s why it would be real life and not art.” – Brian O’Brien @ FLESHBOT