As our King Cock competition gets underway for 2023, I caught up with Squirt.org member Tuctuc – our reigning cock lord – to reflect on his time on the throne.

What led you to throwing your hat in the ring for the King Cock competition?

I updated my profile photos and made them public – it kind of took off from there with a lot of guys getting in touch and voting for me.

How did it feel when you were announced as the winner?

I was shocked and delighted – everyone loves to win, right?

It definitely gave me a pep in my step.

Did you tell your friends and family about your win, or did you keep the news to yourself?

I didn’t have a celebratory dinner with my family but I told some of my friends and fuck-buds – they were full of congratulations.

I was overwhelmed by the amount of messages I got from all over the world.

Initially, I took the time to reply to everyone – it’s important to be polite – but pretty soon after my win had been announced I simply couldn’t keep up with the replies.

There were thousands of guys getting in touch with me – including offering me flights around the world or offering to travel to Ireland to get some first hand experience with my cock.

Does being the reigning title-holder of King Cock give you more confidence when you’re sending dick pics? Like, you know that the pics are going to get a good reception because you’ve got an award-winning cock?

Winning the title definitely gave me a boost – that’s just human nature, I guess.

I suppose that I’ve always known that I have a cock that falls into the ‘monster’ category – I’m not shy about it.

I’m not shy about sex in general – sex should be pleasurable, we’re fulfilling one of our basic natural needs.

If someone was thinking of entering this year’s King Cock competition, what advice or guidance would you give them?

It’s all about uploading a really good photograph.

You’ve got a lot of horny men voting in this competition, so your photo has to showcase your best assets. For example, if you’ve got gorgeous low-hanging balls, highlight them in your photo. If you normally wear a chrome cock-ring when you’re fucking – and it gives your cock and balls good definition – show that off in the photo.

Be proud of your body no matter what shape or size you are and show it off – it gives more context to the photo. I mean, who doesn’t love a hottie with some manly fur?

Use the technology on your phone to get the best results – the timer application is great for setting up a good photo and working on successful angles.

What do you look for when you’re appraising a cock? What sort of cock would get your vote in this year’s King Cock competition?

I’m a sucker – literally – for girth over length, I love a meaty, veiny, delicious dick.

I’m European so, traditionally, I have a preference for uncut cock, but a hard bulbous cock-head is hard to say no to.

I want to see a nice ball-sack swinging below that meaty dick. Trimmed and natural maketh the man for me.

You can connect with Tuctuc by searching for his user-name on Squirt.org

Written by Gareth Johnson