There’s nothing new about a circle jerk – it is pretty much what it says on the tin, and the appeal is self-evident. But it tends to be something we talk about during health crises – a way to reduce sexual contacts while still delivering sexual pleasure.
As the Covid-19 pandemic took hold around the world, sexual health experts reminded us that circle jerks were one of the strategies that our community used to try and navigate the HIV pandemic before treatment options were developed.
No doubt, with Monkeypox now on our list of worries, there’ll be plenty of helpful suggestions to turn to circle jerks to reduce potential exposure to the virus, but you could also argue that circle jerks should always be one of our go-to options for getting off. We’ve always got time for some mutual masturbation.
While there’s plenty of sex-on-premises venues that make finding places to enjoy a gay circle jerk fairly straightforward, it can also be fun to arrange your own jerk circle. This article will discuss just how to do that.
Planning is similar to a regular, full-contact sex party
If you’ve ever got a group of guys together for a sex-party, then you’ll be able to apply all of that experience to arranging a circle jerk.
The first step is to figure out who you want there and find out whether they’re available and up for it.
If you want to add some new faces to your fun, hook-up apps are a good starting point. If what you’re organising is a circle jerk and nothing else, it’s really important to be up-front about that – you need to ensure that everyone attending is clear on the dynamic of the event.
There’s no restrictions on how many guys you have in your stroke squad – you can invite as few or as many bate brothers as you want. You’re probably going to want enough guys there so you’ve got some sexual energy in the room, but also the bigger the event gets then the harder it is to manage the logistics of it all.
Arrange the Space and Location
Finding the right venue for your circle jerk is a fairly essential step in your planning.
It’s ideal if you can have the event at your place, or at the home of one of your buddies. This gives you total control over who takes part, and also puts you in charge of drinks, snacks, lube and cum-rags.
If you can’t host, hookup apps like Squirt make it easy to find the best cruising spots. Squirt.org’s cruising listings help you find the places, like bathhouses or sex clubs, where hooking up is easy and sleazy without taking your guests home.
Sometimes, your local bathhouse includes viewing rooms where the set-up is designed explicitly for a circle jerk. Even better if they also have your favourite vintage porn on the tube.
Keep In Mind Your Safety
Strictly speaking, a circle jerk means no touching anyone else. This reduces your risk of exposure to STIs or other infections.
You might require that attendees demonstrate that they’ve been vaccinated against whatever the health issue of the day is.
Holding your event in a space that has good ventilation is probably a smart move for a gay sex party, but even just paying attention to basic hygiene is good practice. Make sure that there’s plenty of paper towel and hand sanitiser available for your guests.
Cyber Like You Mean It
It’s a slightly different experience, but online or virtual circle jerks can be a lot of fun. It’s a great way to connect with people in different locations when you can’t get together physically. An online option also makes it more accessible for guys who might feel intimidated at turning up to someone’s apartment and getting naked.
The group chat rooms on Squirt make it easy to jerk off with others or arrange other types of video networking to bring your jerk circle together.
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So you want to take a good butt photo but aren’t sure how? We’ll cover the basics so you’ll be able to display that full moon shining in it’s own glory.
What defines a good butt?
We have seen many butts here at Squirt.org, and we have yet to come across one we didn’t like. You just need to find the best asset in your derrière (size, shape, hair, etc.) and choose a photo that highlights it.
In order to help you choose a good photo, we’ll be focusing on the A.S.S. method: Ambient, Stance, and Special.
Ambient
We don’t think you have to know all the rules of photography to take a great butt selfie, however the ambient your butt is in is almost as valuable as your butt itself. Ideally, your background should be the least distracting as possible. A clean room is as great of a starting point as anywhere else.
If you want all the help in making your butt look nice and round, you’ll want to find one single source of light (e.g.: the sun on a clear day, a window, a ceiling light bulb, a table lamp). All these options will create nice sharp shadows that will highlight the roundness of your ass.
Stance
When it comes to booty pics, there are 4 basic poses you should consider (it’s going to be up to you to show your hole or not).
From behind
For those who like to tackle a problem head on, this is the most direct way of flaunting your goods. Take it from afar to show your whole body if you’re more comfortable with it, or get in really close and personal and fill the picture with nothing but your butt. The effect will be similar to sitting on the viewer’s face through an image.
From the side
A little bit more demure and classic in nature but can be very effective in emphasizing the curves in your derrière.
Peekabooty
Less in your face than the previous options, but more in your face at the same time – as in you’re really showing your face with it. Its very cheeky nature is the reason why it is a crowd pleaser: you’re telling the world “here’s my ass” and at the same time: “I have sass”.
Flex
Whether you’re trying to be creative in your posing or just auditioning to be part of the circus, flexing your body in different ways creates unexpected views and sparks interest in the viewer. If you have these skills, why not flaunt them?
Special
The first two tips alone will get you to a “good photo”, but this one is about making it memorable: add something special.
Tell A Story
You might think of butts as these round little fluffy pieces of paradise waiting to be eaten, but they can be more than that. Here are some examples of how adding a context to your photo can help it be remembered later.
A literary butt? Spread it open and I’ll read every chapter.
A butt who follows daily cleaning routines? Let me search that cavity.
Is that squeaking I’m hearing? This butt will rub some oil and fix that for you.
How about hungry butts? I’ll toss that salad for you, sir.
Oops! This butt is leaking. Clean up on aisle 69!
Is this butt lost or asking for a thumb inside of it?
Accessories
If storytelling is not your forte, don’t worry, you can also make it memorable by adding accessories to your picture. Best suggestions would be dildos (however big or small you can take) and underwear and other gear (as long as they don’t cover too much of the goods).
Wow Factor
Finally, if your butt possesses a talent that wasn’t listed here, use it! Share your secrets with the world and become part of the annals of butt photography.
