Across the good old USA, plenty of hot and horny rural guys get it on; however, it’s smut enthusiasts and voyeurs like us that miss out on the best erotic moments.
While you can turn on the gay rural porn that takes you into the fantasy of finding yourself in a gang bang with the most hung, hairy, muscle boys and eager smooth-bottomed twinks, it’s always great to get a dose of reality, too.
That’s why we took our horny, sleuthing selves to Reddit again to find males who happened to have some of the best horny, real-life stories of when a horny man came along to fill their country-bumpkin asses with some much-deserved cock. Let’s get into it.
How Did We Find These Horny Rural Gay Erotic Stories?
We ended up stumbling on a user who got a bit inspired browsing the hottest gay XXX porn on the website Trailer Trash Boys and reached out to members of the Subreddit r/gaycruising to ask: “Does anyone have stories about being out on the back highways or ‘just stopping through’ a rural US town or trailer park county, only to have a cruising encounter they weren’t expecting?”
And boy, did this user get a nice treat of plenty of horny men wanting to share their stories with other eager males wanting to jack off to the thought of an unexpected farm visit, a Kansas road trip going so right or a Virginia surprise. Let’s not tease any longer; let’s share!
Bareback Mountain Meter Maid
To start, we have Reddit user thistime_andagain, who gives a whole new meaning to getting your meter checked and the joy of having a little solitude to spread your cheeks for a boy or two. He writes:
I have a farm and it’s very private and remote on top of a mountain. Just after I bought it, the electric company had to send someone around to check my meter number.
He shows up and I’m walking around, shirtless, sweaty, wearing shorts, booted, and pretty stinky. Handsome guy about twenty-five years younger than me jumps out of his truck and we talk briefly and his eyes are all over me. It was very apparent that he was into me.
I showed him to the meter and while he was checking the number, I put my raised hand on the house and my pit exposed and the hair was wet. He was scrutinizing the number but he was breathing deeply. Just then, my phone made the very familiar notification noise for a gay hookup app and he stood up, digs into his pants and pulled his phone out. He looked something up and turned his phone toward me and asked, “is this you?” My profile pic on the app was staring me in the face and I told him that it was me.
He just kinda of stood staring at me in daze and I said, “do you want to suck my cock?” He nodded and I unzipped and pushed him to his knees.
I dropped my shorts so he could swallow it all and so he could get to my balls, too. He eventually wound up naked bent over the tailgate of his truck and I fucked him until we both came. He shook his head and reiterated how hot he thought I was and that he hoped that we’d meet up again.
Every billing cycle, they have to send a truck to do a proximity meter reading, but it was an older guy. The guy who drove the truck was around my age and good looking, but I only ever saw him as he drove by. After a year or so, the regular meter man had someone with him who I assumed at the time was training. They rode together for a few months and then the new guy started driving by himself. I was outside and shirtless again one day, absolutely drenched in sweat, when I’m alerted to a vehicle on my driveway.
I walk to the house and as I round the house I see that there are two guys in the truck and one of them is the young man I’d fucked and the other is the new meter reader. I wave and as they go through my turnaround, they pull up next to me and they’re both leaning and grinning as they stop and ask how I’m doing. We exchange a few niceties and then the guy I’d fucked says, “he knows and we were wondering if we could have a repeat with all of us”. I say sure and they hop out.
It was a combination of them both sucking my dick, eating my very sweaty ass, and sucking each other as I fucked them both. I ended up cumming in the new guy and the original guy got another load out of me as he sucked my dick and I sucked the new meter reader. They’re both super handsome and I still can remember the way the meter reader smelled that day. After about 25-30 minutes we finished and they went on with their route.
The meter reader and I fuck every time he comes by if I’m at home and most of the time I suck his dick to get off. The three of us fuck every couple months and they’re always taking me raw and I’m always cumming in them. I’ve seen the original guy in town with his girl and I see the meter reader pretty regular. He’s also an apprentice electrician. He stays with me on occasion, but I think he dates girls.
Long Haul Drive Turned Happy Pit Stop
Horny and hungry in the country means Reddit user thistime_andagain had another hot erotic gay story to share; this time about a hot hairy bear taking an opportunity for a good old fashion gay restroom cruising moment:
When I was about 22, I was on the East Coast and working at a farm in Virginia. One weekend I decided to drive to Washington, DC and on the way, I pulled off at a rest area. I went into the rest room to take a leak and as I was, this big burly guy come in and stands at the urinal next to me. It’s in rural Virginia and the rest area is along a state highway. There’s more cicadas than people.
I’m pissing when I look down because I smell an unmistakable smell of “dick” and he’s got a massive slab of cock in his hand, and he’s just slowing pulling it while staring at my dick getting hard as I look at his.
My piss stream dwindles as I get rock hard and he chuckles and says, “sorry, didn’t mean to interrupt.” I just kind of stammer.
He reaches a big paw of a hand over and starts pulling on my dick while he’s stroking. He gets on his knees and sucks me down in one gulp and I grab his head and start fucking his mouth slowly. It felt so good to slide into his warm, slick mouth and I’m pulling my foreskin back and working it all around his mouth.
When I get close I pull back and say I want to suck him. He stands up and I open my mouth and he has a downward bend to his dick so it just slides down my throat. He was huge but he got because of the bend. He fucked my throat like the back of my throat was pussy. He kept popping the head back and forth over my soft palette and into my throat.
I’m stroking and because he had my head in his hands, I never heard that another guy had come in.
When he got close he pulled out and because he was so deep in my throat, I had developed that stringy, thick spit. The new guy was lined up next to him and turned my head and slid in my mouth. While he was fucking my mouth, the big guy gets behind me and pulls my shorts off, kneels down, and with his knees he kicks my knees apart so he could kneel between my legs.
To this day, that memory of him kicking my knees apart to give him more room to fuck me can make hard. I said something about going slow because he was so big and he laughed and said “if you can suck it, you can take it.”
Using the slick and stringy spit on his dick, he lubed me up, lifted my hips up, and slid right in. He fucked me until the guy in my mouth came, then he stood me up and told the newcomer to suck me off while he fucked me. The big guy had me pressed against him, his arms around me. He was thrusting against my hips while the other guy sucked me. I said that there was no way I was going to last much longer, and when I did, the big guy hugged me real close and started lifting me off the ground with his arms hugging me, with his cock lifting me onto my toes.
The guy sucking me kept up and soon, the big guy started to get close and we both started cumming at pretty much the same time. I had grabbed the head of the guy sucking me and held my dick all the way down his throat while the big guy came in me. I could feel every pulse of his cock and that was the first “stranger” whose cock and cum I took anonymously.
Rural Kansas Cock
If you’re still jerking with us, we’ve got another story for you, this time from Reddit user justaglittch, who happened to be traveling down another rural part of the highway and got a pleasant surprise between the farmland and an empty stretch of road:
Once, when I was in my early 20s. I was traveling through Kansas and was off the highway cutting through rural parts to get from one highway to another.
I stopped off at gas station in a small town and got gas and a small lunch I was going to eat in the car. As I got out of town there was a public break area I stopped at to decided to stop at and take a wiz and eat really fast. There was no restroom, so I walked into the woods to hide so I could sneak a piss.
When I got back, there was a guy around my age in a tractor and brush hog pulling up and he seen me walking out of the woods. I walked over to picnic table and he parked the tractor probably 20 feet away.
He stood up and took his shirt off and and said hi. I said hi back and said it sure is a hot day to be in the sun all day. He replied it was and he had to take a break.
So he walked into the woods where I had been. I figured he had to take a leak as well. But he took his time. But didn’t really pay much attention.
After about 5 min. I looked back and I could see him peeking around a tree looking at me. And I could see his arm moving. Like he was stroking his dick.
We looked at each other for another min. Then I got up and walked over. When I walked around the tree he was stroking his his cock and his pants were to his ankles. He moved a step forward and I walked up to him and grabbed his dick.
After 10 seconds, he pushed my head down. I got to my knees and sucked his dick for a good 5 minutes. He pulled out and shot his big fat load all over my shirt.
He promptly pulled up his jeans and said thanks. He then walked over to his tractor and went back to work.
It was so exciting. I JO 3 times on the rest of the road trip to what happened.
My Own Private (Sucking) Idaho
Last but certainly not least, if you’re a city slicker who loves an excellent gay park cruising and a bit of rough kink (and questionable sex consent?), this story from Reddit user NotSafeForWalt is for you:
When I lived in Idaho, my address was quite remote, in a valley surrounded by forested mountains. There was a regional park in the next canyon over with great hiking trails, but due to geography, getting from my cabin to the parking lot by car was about a 30-minute drive.
One day, I wake up, the sun’s shining, birds singing, and I have morning wood—perfect time for a run. So up the mountain I go, into the pines, over the ridge, and down the switchbacks to the park.
Once there, I saw a guy chilling at the picnic tables alone, looking a bit out of place but quite cute: he was a tall, clean-shaven dude with fancy outdoor clothes, looking very much like a Seattle/Portland type who had raided an outdoor store.
I’m a friendly guy, so I said hello, made some small talk and basically asked what he was doing here in not so many words.
He said he wanted to see if he could find the old mill and I warned him that it was really just the site of the old mill nowadays and you could walk right by it if you didn’t know where to look.
He didn’t seem disappointed, but he asked if I could guide him there, to which I quickly agreed.
We walked together along the river for about twenty minutes, getting more and more bold with our conversation until he was outright bragging about how big he was and how bad he needed to cum. I told him I could help him with that and we looked at each other and casually walked off the trail into the underbrush.
He wasn’t lying, he was big soft as I was hard. Still the biggest I’ve had. He was leaking pre, soft and uncut, and I knelt down and sucked him.
I lost myself on his cock, slobbering and gagging like a whore. When I felt a tap on my back I thought he was ready to cum, but actually he asked if I wanted to smoke a bowl of weed!
Obviously, I did, so he used my shoulders as a table and packed a bowl. We smoked (I mostly sucked), and then he started getting aggressive. Pushing me down as I choked, facefucking me hard…I couldn’t keep up and nicked him with a tooth, which made him more forceful.
He snapped at me about what he was going to tell his boyfriend, which is how I found out he was using me to cheat… After a few more minutes of fucking my face, he came down my throat and practically ran off. I sat there in shock/afterglow for a few minutes, washed the cum and drool off my face in the river (annoying when you have a beard) and headed back home.
Which Story Made You Cum?
Whew! If these hot rural stories didn’t have you getting your phone to arrange a smutty hookup of your own or logging onto TrailerTrashBoys to get a hot dose of country males doing anything to relieve that rural tension in their loins, I don’t know what will! What was your fave story below? Do you have your own hot country hookup to share?
