Seconds after connecting with a hookup on Squirt.org, horny to use some holes, Cliff Jensen hops on his motorcycle and gets verbal with his eager-to-please sub. On his knees, Phoenix Leo loves following Cliff’s directions, getting hard smelling that musky cock through his boxer briefs.
Phoenix starts slow, worshipping Cliff’s balls before getting face fucked. When Cliff isn’t satisfied with how Phoenix warms up his own hole, he spanks that ass and uses his throat some more. By the end of it, Phoenix behaves like a good little sub by taking a solid pounding up the ass.
It probably won’t ever taste like pineapple, but are you worried that you’ve got funky spunk?
Let’s take a look at whether it’s possible to boost the flavour quality of your cum and ensure that everyone is eager to swallow.
Why Would I Want Better Spunk?
Better oral sex
Are you noticing that when guys give you head that they’re spitting not swallowing? Maybe it’s a coincidence, but what’s stopping guys from begging to have you shoot your load down their throat?
There’s nothing wrong with giving a guy a facial, but you want him to lick up every drop – you want to smear your cum across his lips, you want to scoop up your cum so that he can slurp it from your fingers.
If your cum tastes bad, he’s probably not going to be into that.
The better it tastes then the more oral sex you’re going to get. It’s just science.
Indicator of a good diet
We might still need to do some more research on this, but it seems fairly logical that the healthier that you are then the better your cum is going to taste.
It’s fairly widely accepted that if your body is healthy and performing at its best, then that will have an influence on the quality of your cum.
But if your diet is a bit rubbish – if you’re smoking, drinking too much, and eating a lot of processed food then there’s every chance that the quality of your cum is suffering.
If something seems off with your cum, it might be an indicator that you’re unwell. You might just have a minor infection or something, or maybe an STI, but if your cum goes a bit weird then it’s probably your body sending out a warning signal about something.
Reputation!
While no one is yet giving out awards for best-tasting cum, it’s nice to imagine that you at least might get nominated.
Regardless of where you live, it’s almost inevitable that the guys that you have sex with will probably know each other. You don’t want to be known as the guy with funky spunk, right?
What Does Cum Taste Like?
Even accounting for a bit of variation between guys, the taste of cum is surprisingly hard to define.
While some guys might taste a bit saliter or a bit sweeter, it’s probably easiest to describe cum as having a fairly neutral or alkaline taste.
The reason that it doesn’t taste of much is because of the way our bodies produce cum – your cum is a combination of different fluids produced by different parts of the body.
The texture of cum is also an important part of the experience – your cum is usually going to be a cloudy white fluid that is a bit thicker than water.
What Makes Cum Taste Bad?
Diet
We don’t really have any hard research that confirms a direct link between what you put into your mouth and how your cum tastes. However, there is plenty of anecdotal evidence out there – there has to be a grain of truth in the pineapple theory, right?
People often point to the way that eating asparagus makes your piss smell as an example of how our diet influences our bodily functions, but your piss is a waste-product being discharged by your body whereas your cum is something that your body produces. The process is quite different.
But we do know that the healthier we are then the better our bodies perform, so if the prospect of having better-tasting cum is a motivator for you to eat organic foods, lots of fruit and vegetables, and exercise regularly, then we fully support the choices your making.
Dehydration
In order to function effectively, your body needs to be getting enough water – you need to stay hydrated.
If in doubt, drink more water.
No Chlorophyll in Diet
If you wanted to try testing different foods to see if changing your diet might improve the taste of your cum, then you could try cutting out things like leafy greens – there is some suggestion that vegetables high in chlorophyll might have a negative impact on the taste of your cum. Also things like garlic and onions. But to be honest, this is all a bit of a long-shot. You’re better off just eating some blueberries and drinking pineapple juice.
Drugs and Alcohol
There’s quite a bit of anecdotal feedback that cutting out smoking will improve the taste of your cum. Again, the science on this isn’t conclusive, but it’s worth a try, right?
Get motivated to cut out the smoking and reduce your use of alcohol and other drugs. Having sweeter-tasting jizz is a great way to stay focused on your health and fitness journey.
Lack of Oranges, Pineapple or Papaya
We really don’t have any nutritional evidence that eating foods that are naturally high in sugar – such as pineapple – will have any impact on the taste of the fluids produced by your body. That’s just not how the body works. Eating fresh fruit and vegetables is just part of having a healthy diet – your body needs those vitamins and antioxidants in order to function effectively.
You also might hear people talking about an alkaline diet – eating things like wheatgrass to lower the body’s pH levels and, if you follow that logic through, make your cum taste less acidic. Again, that’s really not how the body works.
How can I make my cum taste better?
The bottom line is that your cum probably tastes just fine. If you’re getting negative reports, go to the doctor’s for a check-up. If you want to maximise the quality of your cum, eat healthy, exercise regularly, and drink lots of water. Plus, start the day with a glass of pineapple juice – it can’t hurt, right?
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The US edition of the Grabby Awards is taking place in Chicago on 24 May and Squirt.org is giving everyone an opportunity to have their say on which gay pornstars should be recognised for their work.
Squirt is presenting a special award – Grabbys 2025 Squirt Fan Favorite – and voting is now open for you to throw your weight behind the men who have been fuelling your fantasies.
There are 12 men shortlisted for your consideration.
Based in Las Vegas, Roman Todd has been one of the leading names in gay porn for a number of years. He’s a pansexual guy who films extensively with studios as well as creating his own fan-subscription content.
What we really enjoy about watching Roman is the intention that he brings to each scene. He is in the moment – he fucks like he means it, and he’s always hot to watch in action.
Trenton Ducati
Based in Los Angeles, Trenton Ducati is not only an accomplished performer in front of the camera but he’s also heavily involved in the production side of the business.
Trenton is the ideal muscle-daddy. He’s got a rocking body but combines that with a dad-vibe that’s a bit on the filthy side. He’s like the uncle who you’re hoping is going to lead you astray.
Beau Butler
Based in Los Angeles, Beau Butler is small in stature but big in presence when he’s performing on camera. He clearly spends a lot of time in the gym – he’s an absolute nugget of a man.
Beaut Butler looks good from every angle but we particularly love his furry ass – there’s nothing hotter than watching a hairy muscle dude being relentlessly dicked-down.
When it comes to illustrating the potential of fan-subscription content, Rhyheim Shabazz sets the bar. Not only is he a stunningly attractive man but he brings a level of quality to his productions that are totally aspirational.
The scenes that Rhyheim films in Brazil should be used by the country’s tourism promotion campaigns.
Seeing Rhyheim being fucked on a beach is exactly the kind of motivation we need to start thinking about sexed-up vacation options.
Jack Waters
Leaning into his twink era, Jack Waters has filmed extensively with studios such as Say Uncle and Men.com.
His curly hair, smooth body, and fuckable vibe makes him perfect for role-play scenes. He’s the kind of twink that you just want to watch get ruined.
Dakota Wonders
Based in Los Angeles, Dakota Wonders embraces a gamer-boy aesthetic.
One of our favourite performances from Dakota is the Training My Holes scene that he filmed for Squirt Studios. Watching Cliff Jensen using a fuck-machine to really open up Dakota is exactly the kind of content that gets us off.
Based in San Diego, Greg Dixxon has a gym-built body that he showcases in both studio scenes and fan-subscription content.
Happy to lean into his dad vibe, or just serve a muscle-worship fantasy, Greg is versatile in every sense of the word.
Tony Genius
Based in Los Angeles, Tony Genius is a bisexual dude who has established himself as one of the most watchable men in gay porn.
As well as his spectacular body, what we love most about Tony Genius is his smile – he lights up every scene he’s in and genuinely looks like he’s really enjoying the sex that he’s having on camera.
Jack Hunter
Objectively, Jack Hunter is a very attractive man. It’s his moustache game that particularly impresses – he always seems to have his grooming regime on point.
Based in Los Angeles, Jack has filmed with numerous studios as well as creating fan-subscription content.
Cesar Xes has really been leaning into his Bi Porn era and we love to see it!
Based in Las Vegas, Cesar is a smoking hot dude with a big dick. What’s not to like?
Jkab Ethan Dale
You want Asian excellence? Look no further than Jkab Ethan Dale. With a background in musical theatre and dance, Jkab is super-flexible. He’s also super good at social media. This man is the very definition of triple-threat.
Cole Connor
Although he regularly demonstrates his versatility on camera, Cole Connor is the pin-up poster boy for insatiable bottoms. With the classic good looks of a catalogue model, on first impressions you perhaps wouldn’t expect Cole to be so irresistibly breedable. But in scene after scene after scene, it’s an absolute treat to watch him being brutally dicked down and taking load after load after load.
Get involved, cast your vote, and have a say in who takes home the title of Grabbys 2025 Squirt Fan Favorite.
MEN: Hayden sucks Cole, then fucks his face before pounding the bottom in doggystyle. Cole tells Hayden not to cum yet as he rides his cock. Then it’s Cole’s turn to enjoy the stroke toy as he bounces on Hayden’s dick till he explodes.
