With her new gig at ‘French Vogue,’ fashion editrix Miss Piggy is in hog heaven. Here, her snout-out to the gays.

1. You can call me a diva—just don’t call me a ham.

2. Why, thank you, I have lost weight.

3. Pigs + frogs. Interspecies marriage. The time has come.

4. Thanks, but no Spanx.

5. No, I will not get you Anna’s autograph.

6. Thanks for teaching moi that I should never hold a grudge… I should act on one.

7. You’ve always known the way to this girl’s heart: truffles.

8. He’s skinny, wears a flashy neckpiece, and sings “Rainbow Connection.” But, for the last time, Kermie is secure in his froghood.

9. You’ve taught moi that I should never be rude. That’s what publicists are for.

10. Thank you for all the rides to anger management.

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