MEN: Sexy, tattooed Ryan Bones is online shopping for a fake pussy, but he accidentally receives a fake ass. He decides to keep it and starts fucking it when he stops to answer the phone. While chatting, his roommate, dark-haired Tegan Zayne, sneaks into the room and replaces the fake butt with his own. Muscular Ryan returns to fuck the ass and wonders why it feels so real. Athletic Tegan removes the covers to surprise him, and while Ryan is taken aback, he definitely doesn’t want to stop!
?#MENnew Troublemaking bottom @TeganZayne manages to get tattooed stud @ryanbonesxxx to fuck his ass instead of some poor toy alternate in "Ass Swap Part 1"! ?? ▶️https://t.co/6scpuLlrCt◀️ #assswap #xxx #gayporn pic.twitter.com/4djXWPOhlr
— MEN (@Men) September 8, 2018
Tegan, easily.
Tegan for me…..
Hot
The set-up is so incredibly stupid. Ryan (allegedly) gets a “fake ass” instead of a “fake pussy” and after (supposedly) fucking it for a while, he has to answer the phone then he comes back and “wonders” why it feels so real? Really? But, more stupid in my opinion is how Ryan is using a condom. I get why he has to when he’s fucking Tegan but Ryan’s wearing a fucking condom with the fake ass. I’m not sure what kind of return policy the company might have, but I’ve NEVER heard of a company that will accept ANY returned sex toy once the package has been opened (not the shipping package but the package the product itself was in). So, if he was planning on just “testing” the product and sending it back for a refund or exchange, wearing a condom wouldn’t be enough as he’d still have to clean it.
And, really? The guy can’t tell the difference in COLOR? Or HAIR? Or was Ryan in just such a sex frenzy that he didn’t notice his “fake ass” suddenly had hair in the crack?
I don’t expect porn to be real (that’s why porn is porn) but I’d really rather not have it treat me like I’m an idiot. Next thing they’ll be having me believe is that hot women routinely hang out in adult video shops just waiting to give blow jobs but leave the deed to their gay besties–or that straight guys hang out in adult video shops thinking they’re getting head from women.
Ummm….. yeah…..
Damn, yet another porn that won’t be nominated for an Academy Award for Best Screenplay (Original or Adapted). Maybe they can score some nominations in the technical categories though – fingers crossed. 😉
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A couple of hot guys. Ryan is REALLY handsome. Yeah, the concept is goofy – but it’s porn and it’s a bit of fun. Better than another fake doctor’s office set up.
Ryan is very hot! I wouldnt say no to him (or to Tegan for that matter)