There’s really nothing to say about these pictures of Chris Hemsworth making waves jizz by humping them (yes, that’s how sea foam is made) in Maroubra and pictures of him making eyes jizz by strolling around the pool area of his Sydney hotel in a towel. It was a wonderful weekend to be a wave…. and Thor’s surfboard…. and Thor’s towel. Thor’s hammer poking at his wetsuit tells me that he’s not “happy” to see us, but he is sort of “meh” to see us and that’s more than we could ever ask for.
And DAMN at those arms. Dude could win an arm wrestling match against a marble statue. I bet if you butt humped one Thor’s made-of-stone arms, it would make sparks. It was also polite of Thor to define the shit out of that V muscle. I mean, the V muscle only exists to give you a place to put your hands while giving a beej. What a gentleman that Thor is.
Dear God! FUCKIN’ YUM!!!! & He keeps the hair long…even better.
WOW. It’s good the man are very nice guy.He wants go swimming all the times.
He would be better with his hair short….men with long hair as too girly for me
Great body in the towel pics – and look at his crotch in that first wet shorts pic – you can tell he is hung. I like a good Australian, like Kieran from EricVideos
Jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesh!!!!!!
ABS-olutely nothing like a BIG TALL Aussie to climb…
Damn!!!! What a HUNK of a man!!
i abso love him the only thing is that he needs more colour a nice deep tan would be great on him he is just a little to pasty…but that doesn’t mean that i like him any less…it would just make him even more hotter!!!
i hope that he is hung..u for sure cant tell from these pics at all mate…not all tall guys are hung…lets just hope for the best tho!!!
Yes he clearly looks like a woman and needs more cancer to be pretty.
Btw nobody would tell a black person to bleach their skin to be beautiful, telling pale people to tan is just as offensive.
HOT!
He looks good. They put a lot of work into his lats. I know (from articles I’ve perused casually, as I don’t really know this actor at all, and only know the character because EVERYONE with a penis seems to think these are the best films ever made) that they avoided building his chest so his physique would look more ‘hard labour’ and less bodybuilder, but I do have to admit his chest looks really small and unimpressive compared to the rest of him.
It’s definitely not a bad body, but I hope once he’s done playing this silly role, he can fix his body to be more symmetrical.
P.S. The Adonis belt or ‘v’ muscle (Personally, I call the lats the V muscle, since they give the entire upper torso a v-shape) is actually nothing more than tendons (just like the ‘six-pack’) It grows – again, like the six-pack (or however many ‘packs one may have according to genetics) – by the many abdominal wall being built up in general, mainly by weighted abdominal training.
Damn it why couldn’t he have been in Marouba when I lived there ???
ps I prefer caressing the calf muscles when on my knees giving a beej 😉
Damn it why couldn’t he have been in Marouba when I lived there ???
ps I prefer caressing the calf muscles when on my knees when giving a beej 😉
dunno what happened there?
OMG I’ve just squirted- gonna have to see Thor and Avengers again! Specially on DBox, Thor and a vibrating seat!!!
I could take this hunk, for a weekend or two
I’d rather see him out of the towel.
Lovely, Not My type though… reminds Me of that soap opera guy
Fabine… Romance Novels stuff…
OMG What a RACIST REMARK MTHNHNDMASSAGE !!!!! And he’s always the FIRST one to Scream (Literally)…GASP…HORROR OF HORRORS….the “R” word when it involves a White guy. Someone needs to tell that boy to lighten up,or he just might be Dragged into Court !…LOL !
I’m still Shocked….omg…. imagine being told by SOMEONE who isn’t….GASP…..white, that you’re too WHITE for them !!!!! So much for Gay Tolerance, and Non-discrimination !!! HORROR OF HORRORS!!! Now what do all you Hypocritical Bigots have to say, considering it’s a Non White Person saying he doesn’t like or want someone because they aren’t “TANNED” enough for them??!!
I’m sure the Silence will be Deafening ~smirk~ 🙁
Nice try maculine, but it really doesn’t work that way.
Racial skin-colouring is based entirely on genetics deciding how much melatonin the body produces.
Tanning=a giant callous all over your entire body as a defence mechanism from overexposure to UV rays.
Now Aya, what have I told you about engaging those whose ignorance doesn’t merit your attention? Ignore, rise above and go beyond. You can’t fix stupid. And re. Mr. Hemsworth, while I’m certainly in no position to comment on his amazing physique, I might advise him to work on his legs, too. So many men develop their arms, chests, stomachs, etc. and seem to forget the two things that hold it all up there — resulting in a somewhat disproportionate look.
totally forgot legs, I’ll admit, which is a bit shameful since I’ve obsessed with training them.
Admittedly, his legs aren’t extremely out-of-propotion…but I agree he could definitely pack on some size there. The guy has potential, but…honestly, looking at most Hollywood guys with ‘good’ bodies and the routines they’re given to achieve them…I don’t think their trainers really care about proportion or health…so long as the body is good-looking enough to sell tickets to whatever movie they’re in.
This Thor can hammer my ass.
very sexy and hunky.