I don’t know about you guys, but I’m staying clear of this baby. If this was a SUPER REALISTIC Chris Hemsworth doll I’d be buying dozens of them for every room of the house. But alas this is just a fake pop star blow-up thingy. Does anyone really use these things? Is it just a funny novelty holiday gift? Tell me if you’ve had sexual relations with a blow-up man… I’d love to know.
CHEERS! SGT. C
The PIPEDREAM’s official product description reads as follows:
“Meet Just-In Beaver, the barely legal boy-toy who’s waited 18 long years to stick his lil’ dicky in something sticky! When he’s not busy beating up paparazzi or beating off, he’s up to his high-tops in hot Hollywood tail! But the Beave-ster doesn’t have this effect just on women — he turns straight men gay faster than you can peel his skinny jeans off! So what are you waiting for, inflate this lil’ pricks’s ego even more and have your very own Beaver bash!”
think i would pass on this, just-in who?
The model’s cute tho’ lol
Still funny though!
Who let the child in?
What the ??
Who cares if there is no cock then no talk
The novelty in novelty items is the name and its use. I wouldn’t buy it, I think it’s hilarious.
Besides consulting for the Studios, one of the more interesting parts of my business is dealing with the rich and famous and their ‘unique’ tastes. Just the opposite of the blowup is the full size lifelike sexdolls that some of my clients have ordered through me. For a mere $6,000 you can order a lifelike surrogate that never says no (or anything else) in either a male or female version from Realdolls.com. It’s really interesting who orders the same sex ones! Unlike like real life, you can get just the perfect type by customizing everything. For those gays on a budget, go to Lowehalf.blogspot.com/2008/12/flatback. There, for a mere $1,300, you can fuck a limbless torso without all the blood! Of course, this has spawned videos…realdoll tube..and the Realdoll creators commissioned Ron Jeremy to make one for them. This leads you to impassioned gay owners as seen on Malerealdoll2owner.blogspot.com. I think I hear Evis singing “Are you lonesome tonight”….my business is never boring….only in America!!
Doesn’t even look like him. This guy is more cute and sexy. A real man.
NO THANKS.. I like the real thing, only a few years older than this twink !!!
OMG … 🙁